Dave
A"GRANDPA"
Nicknames: Grandpa,
Gramps,
Favorite Quotes:" I WIN, YOU LOSE,
YESSSS !!!"
"Put it on channel 8 dammit Price is Right is on!"
Greatest Accomplishments:
Going out with his woman for longer than I can remember
Finishing Tootsie Roll suckers without biting them
Pissing of kids at lunch by throwing their tennis ball on the
roof of the school
This old man is notorious for his sucking
All he does all day is suck on suckers
But one thing that has come out of it has been the answer to the question....
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL TOOTSIE POP!*
THE SAD THING IS GRANDPA HAS DONE IT
here are the results for each flavor:
Cherry: ?
Orange: ?
Blueberry: ?
Chocolate: ?
*to actually get to the center grandpas theory is that you are not actually to the center until all the candy is removed from the stick. So he actually he didn't tally the number of licks to the chocalate part in the inner part, but he counted how many licks it took to get all the eatable part off of the stick because the stick is the true center!