Real World Namek

 

Episode #1

 

            “Blast!” exclaimed Nail from the kitchen that exists in the mind of the Ultra Namek known only as Piccolo.  “Who did it!!” Nail shouted as he emerged from the kitchen and into the living area wherein sat the silent warrior in the white cape with matching turban known only as Piccolo who was abruptly awakened from his deep meditation.  Also sitting in the room was the former Guardian and eldest who lived in the head of the Namek known only as Piccolo, Kami, who sat watching “Murder She Wrote” (again!).

            Kami was the first to react saying, “Oh, hello Nail.  What seems to be the trouble?”

            “I’ll tell you what the trouble is, one of you freaks drank the last of my beers!  I want to know which of you did it! Was it you old man…er person…er thing!”

            “Most certainly not,” Kami responded.  “At my age the only substance my body can handle is prune juice!”

            “Huh,” Nail exclaimed as he glanced over observing Piccolo who had resumed his meditation.  “Piccolo, did you drink my beer?” 

            Piccolo slowly glanced up and asked, “Now why would I do that?”

            “I don’t know,” Nail responded.  “Maybe every now and then you like to kick back and have a brew to help you get all your ‘Ducks in a row!’”  Nail smirked at Piccolo knowing he had struck a nerve. 

            “Grrr!  Shut up!  That was superimposed into my mouth by the evil force known as FUNimation!  Besides I didn’t take your f’n beer!  I don’t even like beer, it interferes with my meditation!”

            At that moment the heavy metal music which had been nearly inaudible blared louder as a door in the far section of the room opened and the youthful Dende  stumbled out.  “Hey fellash,” Dende slurred. 

            “Dende?!” Nail exclaimed in shock and disbelief.  “You drank my beer?”

            “Of courshe not Nail I wouldn’t do that to you!  I love you man…er thing!”  Dende once again slurred as he approached Nail and threw one arm around him and lapsed in consciousness. 

            “Darn it kid you are too young to be drinking!”  Nail lifted Dende and carried him to a bed and laid him down to sleep it off.  “You just sleep it off here until you get all your ducks in a row…huh they got me too!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!