The Secret Laboratory...
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   You found it! You must be the first person ever to find my secret laboratory. What strange things go on in this secret laboratory you might ask. Well my friend, very very strange things. Not just kinda strange like your auntie's beard, I'm talking really really strange things like research on who really did invent the internet...
<-- Taking a very close look at cheese.
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   Scientific study isn't easy work. Here to the right you can see some of my recent DNA research. I was quite deep into the subject, but my funding got canceled. For some reason the US Government just didn't want to believe that those gerbil hairs inside Pierce Brosnan's ass were proof of the missing link.
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Above is a picture of my roomates section of the lab. I'm not quite sure what he's making, but he sure makes a hell of a lot of money selling it.

To the right is a picture of my roomate. I like to call him Bloomy, but he tells most people to call him Orlando. Either way, he's still a meth addict.
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