Duo: You know, that picture kinda looks like....
Quatre: And then I knew that it was the one. The time spent on the island with it wasn't enough. I began to yearn for it, hoping against hope that it would appear to me once again. And then it did, numerous times, although I am unsure of why I would lose a large amount of money each time from my bank account.
Duo: Yeah, I wonder why....
Quatre: You should really see it, Duo. For some reason, you are never there when it appears. You can never see how beautiful it really is.
Duo: Yeah, I'm sure (inching away)
Quatre: But now is my chance to show the world that my beautiful, woody-haired creature is actually real, and that I am not hallucinating.
Duo: (crossing fingers behind his back)
Quatre: I have included, on this page, images of my woody-haired creature, to prove that it is indeed real. I hope that you enjoy seeing it as much as I do....
Duo: Oy, I think I'm going to throw up....
Quatre: *ahem* To the left is my first depiction of the woody-haired creature (face turning red)
Duo: Where in the world did you get that picture?
Quatre: As you can see, it is quite something (face turning even redder).
Duo: Someone take that down!
Visitors: (throwing up when they see something that looks a lot like Duo in drag)
Quatre: Can you not see the flow of its long, beautiful hair? (it even let me comb it out once on Survivor!)
Duo: The woody-haired creature does NOT need other people to comb its hair for it! In fact, it
doesn't even comb its hair!
Quatre: It doesn't? How do you know?
Duo: Uhhh....
Quatre: Ah, well...onto the next picture.
Quatre: Here is the other picture that I captured of the woody-haired creature. See how beautiful it is?
Duo: So that's the flash that woke me up.
Quatre: Pardon?
Duo: Nothing.
Quatre: See how graceful the figure, how slender the leg....
Duo: Well, I wouldn't exactly say slender....
Quatre: *sigh* I would have run over to it at that very moment but then it went into the bathroom.
Duo: And a good thing too! *phew*
Quatre: (getting suspicious) You didn't do anything to my woody-haired, creature, did you?
Duo: Who, me? (getting nervous)
Quatre: Because as soon as it came in, you came out. (getting even more suspicious)
Duo: Believe me, I wouldn't want ANYTHING to do with your woody-haired creature.
Quatre: You liar! Give me back my woody-haired creature!
Duo: Well, I can't give it back to you because I don't have it...well, not in the real sense, but...
Quatre: We shall settle this dispute later!
Duo: *sigh* Why couldn't I be partnered up with someone less complicated, like Wufei.
Wufei: Are you saying that I'm a simpleton?!
Duo: Woah! Where did you come from? Aaaaaah! Noooo...! (Wufei chases Duo in the background)
Quatre: Well, I suppose this is the end of my woody-haired creature showcase. Many thanks go to Toshijio for believing in the woody-haired creature and giving me these beautiful pictures. If anyone has any more pictures of this mysterious woody-haired creature, please let me know.
***pssst! Quatre has a woody-haired creature shrine on his bedroom wall!
Quatre: Nooooooo! My deepest darkest secret has been revealed!
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