Quatre: Uhh…what is this?

Duo: What are we doing here?

D&Q: Trowa!

Duo: Where’s Trowa?

Quatre: I don’t know. Last I heard, he was opening up a page.

Duo: A page to what?

Quatre: I don’t know.

Duo: Okay. It’s an open page then.

Quatre: So, what do we do?

Duo: We…wait for people to come on. Yes, that must be it.

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Quatre: You know, it’s getting kind of creepy in here.

Duo: It’s so empty, so…like Trowa. I think we need something to liven things up. Hey, Wu-wu! Come over here!

Wufei: What now? I was busy monitoring my page of fan fiction rules! And what in the world is this place? It is so blank!

Duo: You tell me.

Wufei: I want to get out! Now!

Trowa : People who come to Trowa’s page never go back.

D&Q&W: What?!

Duo: Hey, where did he go?

Quatre: I don’t know.

Wufei: A demon, I tell you. I always knew that Trowa was a demon!

Quatre: He is not a demon. Just…different.

Duo: Next thing you know, you’ll be calling Trowa “special”.

Quatre: Hmmm….

Wufei: Well, I’m not going to be waiting around any longer! I’m leaving!

Trowa: You stay.

Wufei: What! What is happening?? I cannot move!

Duo: This is scary. What does Trowa want to do with us? And where IS Trowa?

Quatre: He left again.

Wufei: How?

Quatre: I don’t know.

Wufei: Isn’t there something that you DO know?

Quatre: I don’t know.

Duo: I don’t know, but I’m getting hungry. I wonder if Trowa has some food around here….

Relena: Hello!

Duo: Eeep!

Wufei: A woman? What is a woman doing here? Augh, I can’t move!

Duo: What are YOU doing here?

Relena: I was looking for Heero! Do you know where he is?

Duo: I’m not his nursemaid, why do you think I would know? So now you think I have a radar on my head that points out “Heero! Heero!”---

Relena: I’m not talking to YOU, I’m talking to Quatre!

Duo: Well! So NOW you’re talking to QUATRE, eh? Well!

Quatre: I’m sorry, Relena, but I do not know where Heero is. He usually doesn’t come visiting our homepage. Perhaps he’s at your page.

Duo: If anyone even made a page for her….

Relena: Shut up! I’ll let you know, I have plenty of fans!

Duo: Oh! So now you think you have plenty of fans, eh?! Well, I’ll let YOU know….

Quatre: Please, stop arguing.

Duo: …that MY fans are way better than yours! Sank kingdom my butt!

Relena: Bakagami!

Duo: Ouch.

Quatre: Please, stop arguing.

D&R: Shut up!

Relena: Well, I’m not leaving until my Heero arrives!

Wufei: Oh, no….

Duo: Well, you couldn’t leave, even if you wanted to!

Relena: What?!

Quatre: It’s the curse of Trowa’s Page. Anyone who comes in never goes out.

Relena: That is ridiculous! I am the princess of the Sank Kingdom and I will leave whenever I want to!

Trowa: Relena stays.

Duo: Aww, man, Trowa! I thought you had more taste than that.

Wufei: This page is slowly beginning to turn into a hen house with a bunch of mad chickens.

Duo: Where did THAT come from?

Relena: I am not a chicken!

Wufei: All women are chickens, only born to lay eggs.

Relena: What?! You take that back!

Wufei: I do not deal with such incompetence.

Duo: Go, Wu-wu!

Wufei: Don’t call me that.

Quatre: There, there now, Relena. Ouch! She punched me in the eye!

Duo: Oh, so THIS is what the princess of the almighty Sank Kingdom does….

Relena: I was aiming for Wufei!

Wufei: I do not have blond hair!

Quatre: Trowa? Please? Could you do something to still Relena? She is becoming very dangerous.

Trowa: Relena sit and suck your thumb.

Quatre: Thank you.

Relena: I….

Duo: Yay! Now she can’t talk AND she can’t move. Maybe Trowa’s Page isn’t so bad after all.

Wufei: It’s worse than you think.

Quatre: What do you mean?

Wufei: Well, if Trowa truly was a demon, which he most likely is, he has probably made this page so that we will all suffer together in eternal damnation.

Duo: Woah…deep.

Quatre: But why are we suffering?

Wufei: I don’t know. That is the part I haven’t figured out yet.

Duo: Well, you keep on figuring. I’m going to invite someone else to join the party. Come on in, babes!

Quatre’s 29 Sisters: Hey, guys!

Wufei: More chickens.

Quatre: Uh…hello. How did you all come in here?

Quatre’s Sisters: Oh, we were invited by Duo.

Quatre: What?! Duo….

Duo: Heh, heh. Well, you see, I wrote them a letter and…

Quatre: Enough. I think I’m going to get a headache.

Quatre’s Sisters: Would you like another makeover?

Quatre: Trowa! Help!

Trowa: Quatre have respect for your older sisters.

Quatre: Of course you can give me a makeover. Come, sit beside me.

Duo: Woah, it’s scary how Trowa can control us.

Quatre’s Sisters: Okay, first of all, the hair! How about little bows? Yes, I think little pink ribbons would work. Oh! And don’t
forget the blush! Red lipstick. Quatre, pucker your lips! There, now, doesn’t he look adorable?

Wufei: Now we have thirty-one women on this page.

Duo: Look who’s here! Heero Yuy has finally arrived.

Heero: I was coming over to borrow some pound cake. Do you have some pound cake?

Duo: Wha…?

Heero: I need some pound cake.

Duo: Sure, I would you give you some pound cake, man, but I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Heero: Give me some pound cake!

Quatre’s sisters: Done! Look at our baby brother, isn’t he cute?

Quatre: I think I look very beautiful.

Heero: I think you do too. May I have this dance?

Quatre: Why, certainly.

Duo: Oooookay, this page is getting really weird now. I want out.

Wufei: No one gets out of Trowa’s page.

Duo: Now, you’re beginning to sound like Trowa!

Trowa: Thank you for coming to my page. Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday dear Trowa, Happy birthday to me.

Duo: Huh?

Trowa: Now you may go.

Wufei: I can move again!

Relena: Me, too! Heero! Let go of him!

Heero: You can have your turn after this lovely lady.

Relena: Heero!

Quatre’s Sisters: Happy birthday, Trowa!

Trowa: Thank you. Would you like some pound cake?

Duo: I’m outa here.

Quatre: Aaaaaah!! Take me with you, Duo!

Wufei: This page is full of chickens! Chickens! I’m leaving too!

Quatre’s Sisters: Mmmm, this pound cake is yummy.

Relena: Can I dance with you now?

Heero: No. I’m eating pound cake.

Trowa: The party is ended. Everyone gets loot bags.