The Gundam Boys: Off Duty =P
Humour
Pit six people together on a deserted island.
The last one to survive gets a million dollars.
What do you get?
Gundam Wing presents...
Survivor
Starring...
Heero Yuy Quatre Winner Wufei Chang Duo Maxwell Trowa Barton
and...
Relena Darlian
Episode 7: Who Wins?
Time: 1000 hours    Day 30    Week 5
 
Wufei was looking for meat. Real meat, and not those blasted coconuts or crabs or whatever else lay on this stinking island.
    The problem with being superior, he thought, as he walked through the blackened jungle, was that all the wild animals were afraid of you.
    Not once since he arrived on this island, had he seen anything larger than a jack rabbit and that was useless. How Heero managed to bring to dinner ten pounds of meat every night was beyond him. Perhaps Heero wasn't superior enough and therefore the animals weren't afraid of him. Yes, that must be it.
    Wufei glared into the bushes in front of him. He thought he had caught eyes staring at him. Well, only one way to find out.
   
"What are you waiting for?" he snarled. "Come out and get me! Or are you too cowardly to confront the great Wufei?" He continued drowning in his self-importance for awhile until he heard the thing in the bushes rustling away.
    See? He told himself. Everything was afraid of him.
Time: 2400 hours    Day 30    Week 5
 
Wufei found himself a nice spot in the jungle to rest for the night. Lying on his side, head propped on a rock (he didn't need anything else) he gazed out into the night, eyes wide awake. He tried to sleep but couldn't.
    All day, wandering in the jungle, he had had the distinct feeling that someone...some
one, not something was staring at him. But every time he yelled at whoever it was, they disappeared.
    Odd. Wufei didn't believe in ghosts but a shiver ran through his body. Must be the blast cold seeping through the holes in his garments.
    Wufei sniveled. It was all that idiot Maxwell's fault. If it wasn't for him, Wufei wouldn't be on this island and he would never have ruined his imperial outer clothing with that incredibly stupid forest fire.
    Wufei smiled when he thought that. At least Maxwell was gone. And now that Trowa had permanently disappeared, the million dollars would be his.
    He started thinking up ways in which to spend his money. Saving it would be a good thing, and he could probably get an upgrade for Nataku and still have money left over to take a break. Go on a vacation to some other colony, perhaps.
    As he wallowed in these dreams, a slight sound rustled behind him. Wufei didn't bother looking. Probably just another jack rabbit.
    He shifted his body to a more comfortable position.
   
"Wufei," a voice called to him.
    Wufei slapped his ear. Probably another one of those pesky mosquitoes.
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