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The Gundam Boys: Off Duty =P |
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The Homepage of Duo and Quatre |
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Humour |
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101 Uses for a Metre-long Braid |
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By Duo Maxwell |
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1. Wrap it around your neck several times and use it as a neck warmer 2. If it gets in the way, flick it behind your back and whip the person behind you 3. Apologize 4. Use it as a fly swatter 5. Unbraid it 6. Look like a girl from behind.... Quatre! 7. Rebraid it 8. Dye the strands different colours, weave them together, and make a head full of friendship bracelets (just a thought) 9. Cut it off (personal nightmare) 10. Tie it around Hilde (still working on it!) 11. Become a snake charmer 12. Stick it in one ear and try to pull it out the other (I tried it; it didn't work. Wufei kept telling me it could be done. He was so enthusiastic about it...hmmm.....) 13. If, in a TIGHT situation, spin about in place 14. Use it to tickle people's noses when they're asleep 15. Don't do it on Heero, Trowa, or Wufei 16. Too late 17. Run away 18. Use it to dust your gundam 19. Tie it around your waist and become a true Saiyan 20. Use the brisly end as a paintbrush and repaint your gundam (black, of course) 21. Hide lockpicks in it 22. Hide cheat sheets in it 23. Hide food inside it (Still trying to find something suitable) 24. Hide weapons in it 25. Just look plain good! 26. Give it a name and start petting it 27. Tie it to a pole. Do your homework. Get yanked awake 28. Tie it to a high bar and sway in the wind (Heero almost did that to me for the whole tickling episode) 29. Make yourself a turban 30. Use it as a hot conversation piece 31. Suck at it when you're thinking 32. Gag 33. Wash it. No way! 34. Accidentally sit on it and scream 35. Lose it, search for it all over, and then realize it's been attached to your head the entire time (Hey! It's happened!) 36. One neat chop to the bottom can get rid of all your split ends 37. Wrap it across your bare chest and be Conan the Barbarian (just a thought) 38. Get made fun of 39. Shoot those same people down with your gundam 40. Mistake it for something else when you're drunk and start kissing it 41. Get weird looks in the morning 42. Have a tug-of-war with your fans as you try desperately to get away 43. Count how many humps make up your braid ("21") 44. Forget the number when someone asks you ("about 100...I think") 45. Make a list of things to do with it 46. Give up |
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Sent in by Lillie |
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47. Unbraid it, flip it over your face, and look like Cousin It from the Adam's Family 48. Limbo bar 49. Use it as a whip...although I wouldn't know why. *whistles innocently* (and Brett) 50. Get down on your knees and let yourself be walked like a dog 51. A lasso 52. Fix it like Pippy Longstocking, then get made fun of 53. Wrap it around your eyes...instant sunglasses, but watch out for protuding tree roots |
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Sent in by Brett |
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54. Wear it in pigtails and act like Pippi Longstocking 55. When taking a prisoner, wrap your braid around them for handcuffs and walk them to the dungeon, dragging them behind you |
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Sent in by Mandy |
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56. Two words: babe magnet 57. Scare Relena away by making her think you're an animal (It really works!) 58. Unbraid it and make Quatre do whatever you want him to Duo.... heheheh |
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Sent in by Kristin aka Duo's Wife |
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59. Untie it, make a doughnut on each side, and look like Princess Leia of Star Wars! 60. Put it in two meatballs and look like Sailor Moon 61. Get down on all fours, brush your hair over your back, and look like an Afghan Hound. 62. Hang your hair loose, put on a mermaid suit, and jump in the ocean and swim around like the Little Mermaid |
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Sent in by Toshijio |
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63. If you're mad at someone, choke them with it 64. If someone's mad at YOU, they can choke you 65. When stuck and need a way to get out like a rope, use your braid 66. Tired? Tie your bookback to it (*grumble* it'll hurt though) 67. Make fun of Sally Po because of her hair style, telling her that her hairstyle sucks and it should be braided 68. When you dance, you don't step on your guest's feet, you smack them with your braid by accident 69. Talk to it and be called a freak 70. Make fun of Quatre on how short his hair is and how your hair is nice and long 71. Hit the ball over the net in tennis by whacking it with your braid 72. Use it as a pillow when you have nothing else to use as a pillow 73. Get waken by it (*yank) 74. Annoy the person in the back seat of the car: open the window and make your hair blow in the wind, making it whack the person behind you over and over and over.... 75. If someone dated you and wanted a souvenir, they can chop off about 5 inches of it 76. Crossdress and say you're a girl 77. Then get beat up and called a pervert 78. Play "catch the mouse" with your cat by dangling your braid above it 79. Use it to hang someone 80. When swimming, unbraid it and go underwater. When coming back up and your hair is in your face, chant "the Swamp thing from the Lake is gonna get you!" to little kids 81. Get beat up by the kids' parents 82. Annoy Quatre, Trowa, Heero, or Wufei 83. Act like its the end of the world when it gets cut or trimmed, screaming "YOU KILLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and similar things 84. Sit in front of a person, take out a fan, and put it to your face 85. Redo your hair in the style of Sally or Lady Une and pretend you're them, making people mistake you for them 86. Can't reach something on a shelf? Whack your braid at it and it'll fall down |
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Sent in by Kristin aka Duo's Wife |
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87. Use it as a scarf when it gets cold 88. Fan yourself with it when it gets hot 89. Put it in dreadlocks and become a reggae star 90. Use it as a cracking whip when you ride a horse 91. Wear it down when you sleep, then wake up looking like a grotesquely evil creature 92. Jump rope with it 93. Dye your hair blue and wear it high like Marge Simpson |
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Sent in by DEBCRV |
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94. Dye it blond. Dress like Relena. Make Heero fall in love with you |
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Sent in by Nick |
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95. Strangle Relena and smack her silly |
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Sent in by Braid Girl |
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96. Develop the nervous habit of chewing on the ends 97. Go broke from buying shampoo and conditioner for it |
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Sent in by Nikki J |
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98. Undo your braid, die your hair green or blue, and use 50 bottles of hair gel to make your hair stand on end, super-glue a large jewel to match your hair where your bellybutton is, run around nude - ta da! you're now a collectible magic troll, jumbo size! 99. Try to count how many strands of hair you have altogether 100. Undo the braid, get a perm, let it hang loose, die it white. Look like you're half sheep and half human |
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Sent in by Brett |
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101. Undo the braid. Cut the edges jagged. Dance around and sing "Genie in a bottle" and pretend to be Christina Aguilera! |
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Duo: Thank you, thank you, to all you who helped make this to 101! I'm definitely gonna try ALL of these.... |
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