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101 Uses for a Metre-long Braid
By Duo Maxwell
1. Wrap it around your neck several times and use it as a neck warmer
2. If it gets in the way, flick it behind your back and whip the person behind you
3. Apologize
4. Use it as a fly swatter
5. Unbraid it

6. Look like a girl from behind....

Quatre!
7. Rebraid it
8. Dye the strands different colours, weave them together, and make a head full of friendship bracelets (just a thought)
9. Cut it off (personal nightmare)
10. Tie it around Hilde (still working on it!)
11. Become a snake charmer
12. Stick it in one ear and try to pull it out the other (I tried it; it didn't work. Wufei kept telling me it could be done. He was so enthusiastic about it...hmmm.....)
13. If, in a TIGHT situation, spin about in place
14. Use it to tickle people's noses when they're asleep
15. Don't do it on Heero, Trowa, or Wufei
16. Too late
17. Run away
18. Use it to dust your gundam
19. Tie it around your waist and become a
true Saiyan
20. Use the brisly end as a paintbrush and repaint your gundam (black, of course)
21. Hide lockpicks in it
22. Hide cheat sheets in it
23. Hide food inside it (Still trying to find something suitable)
24. Hide weapons in it
25. Just look plain good!
26. Give it a name and start petting it
27. Tie it to a pole. Do your homework. Get yanked awake
28. Tie it to a high bar and sway in the wind (Heero almost did that to me for the whole tickling episode)
29. Make yourself a turban
30. Use it as a hot conversation piece
31. Suck at it when you're thinking
32. Gag

33. Wash it.
No way!
34. Accidentally sit on it and scream
35. Lose it, search for it all over, and then realize it's been attached to your head the entire time (Hey! It's happened!)
36. One neat chop to the bottom can get rid of all your split ends
37. Wrap it across your bare chest and be Conan the Barbarian (just a thought)
38. Get made fun of
39. Shoot those same people down with your gundam
40. Mistake it for something else when you're drunk and start kissing it
41. Get weird looks in the morning
42. Have a tug-of-war with your fans as you try desperately to get away
43. Count how many humps make up your braid ("21")
44. Forget the number when someone asks you ("about 100...I think")
45. Make a list of things to do with it
46. Give up
Sent in by Lillie
47. Unbraid it, flip it over your face, and look like Cousin It from the Adam's Family
48. Limbo bar
49. Use it as a whip...although I wouldn't know why. *whistles innocently*
(and Brett)
50. Get down on your knees and let yourself be walked like a dog
51. A lasso
52. Fix it like Pippy Longstocking, then get made fun of
53. Wrap it around your eyes...instant sunglasses, but watch out for protuding tree roots
Sent in by Brett
54. Wear it in pigtails and act like Pippi Longstocking
55. When taking a prisoner, wrap your braid around them for handcuffs and walk them to the dungeon, dragging them behind you
Sent in by Mandy
56. Two words: babe magnet
57. Scare Relena away by making her think you're an animal (It really works!)
58. Unbraid it and make Quatre do whatever you want him to

Duo....
heheheh
Sent in by Kristin aka Duo's Wife
59. Untie it, make a doughnut on each side, and look like Princess Leia of Star Wars!
60. Put it in two meatballs and look like Sailor Moon
61. Get down on all fours, brush your hair over your back, and look like an Afghan Hound.
62. Hang your hair loose, put on a mermaid suit, and jump in the ocean and swim around like the Little Mermaid
Sent in by Toshijio
63. If you're mad at someone, choke them with it
64. If someone's mad at YOU, they can choke you
65. When stuck and need a way to get out like a rope, use your braid
66. Tired? Tie your bookback to it (*grumble* it'll hurt though)
67. Make fun of Sally Po because of her hair style, telling her that her hairstyle sucks and it should be braided
68. When you dance, you don't step on your guest's feet, you smack them with your braid by accident
69. Talk to it and be called a freak
70. Make fun of Quatre on how short his hair is and how your hair is nice and long
71. Hit the ball over the net in tennis by whacking it with your braid
72. Use it as a pillow when you have nothing else to use as a pillow
73. Get waken by it (*yank)
74. Annoy the person in the back seat of the car: open the window and make your hair blow in the wind, making it whack the person behind you over and over and over....
75. If someone dated you and wanted a souvenir, they can chop off about 5 inches of it
76. Crossdress and say you're a girl
77. Then get beat up and called a pervert
78. Play "catch the mouse" with your cat by dangling your braid above it
79. Use it to hang someone
80. When swimming, unbraid it and go underwater. When coming back up and your hair is in your face, chant "the Swamp thing from the Lake is gonna get you!" to little kids
81. Get beat up by the kids' parents
82. Annoy Quatre, Trowa, Heero, or Wufei
83. Act like its the end of the world when it gets cut or trimmed, screaming "YOU KILLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  and similar things
84. Sit in front of a person, take out a fan, and put it to your face
85. Redo your hair in the style of Sally or Lady Une and pretend you're them, making people mistake you for them
86. Can't reach something on a shelf? Whack your braid at it and it'll fall down
Sent in by Kristin aka Duo's Wife
87. Use it as a scarf when it gets cold
88. Fan yourself with it when it gets hot
89. Put it in dreadlocks and become a reggae star
90. Use it as a cracking whip when you ride a horse
91. Wear it down when you sleep, then wake up looking like a grotesquely evil creature
92. Jump rope with it
93. Dye your hair blue and wear it high like Marge Simpson
Sent in by DEBCRV
94. Dye it blond. Dress like Relena. Make Heero fall in love with you
Sent in by Nick
95. Strangle Relena and smack her silly
Sent in by Braid Girl
96. Develop the nervous habit of chewing on the ends
97. Go broke from buying shampoo and conditioner for it
Sent in by Nikki J
98. Undo your braid, die your hair green or blue, and use 50 bottles of hair gel to make your hair stand on end, super-glue a large jewel to match your hair where your bellybutton is, run around nude - ta da! you're now a collectible magic troll, jumbo size!
99. Try to count how many strands of hair you have altogether
100. Undo the braid, get a perm, let it hang loose, die it white. Look like you're half sheep and half human
Sent in by Brett
101. Undo the braid. Cut the edges jagged. Dance around and sing "Genie in a bottle" and pretend to be Christina Aguilera!
Duo: Thank you, thank you, to all you who helped make this to 101! I'm definitely gonna try ALL of these....
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