| The Gundam Boys: Off Duty =P |
| THE 7 DEADLY SINS TEST |
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| Humour |
| The Homepage of Duo and Quatre |
| The 7 Deadly Sins As seen by Heero Yuy (with Quatre as notary, since Yuy can't write!) |
| Duo: (runs in) Hey, guys, check out these forms! Heero: My finger is broken. I cannot write. Duo: Write with your toe! Heero: Oh yeah. |
| PRIDE: I am not proud of myself (looks down cooly and lets his bangs cover his eyes). |
| ENVY: I am not envious either. Duo: Come on, man, you're making this sound very boring! (Shoves Duo away with his "broken" finger) |
| GLUTTONY: I only eat when I need to. How do you think I fit into my slim-tight pants? Quatre thinks: Wow, a breakthrough! |
| LUST: I do not lust after anyone. Quatre, without Heero knowing, carefully writes down the words "Relena Peacecraft". |
| WRATH: I hate Oz. I hate Treize. I hate Zechs. I hate Aries, Leo, Cancer, Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Mercurios, Vayeate, Virgo II, Tallgeese II.... |
| GREED: I want to destroy everything. I want to destroy myself. Quatre: O_O |
| SLOTH: When I am not destroying anything, I laze around the house. I don't like to write either. Duo: You can say that again! I can't spell and even I write! (Shoves Duo away with his "broken" finger.) |
| The 7 Deadly Sins As seen by Trowa Barton |
| PRIDE: I am taller than all the gundam pilots. I can do front flips and back flips. I can drive. I can cook. I can tame animals. I can sew. I can... Duo: Okay, we know you're perfect already! (Immediately stops writing) Quatre: Duo! You have to let his natural talents flow!! |
| ENVY: I am envious of the plants, because they are green and get watered every day. I want to be a plant. |
| GLUTTONY: No. |
| LUST: I do not think so. |
| WRATH: I get mad when people bug my friends. I also get mad when people discover my disguises. I am no-name, you cannot see me. |
| GREED: I am happy with my trampoline. (pauses in writing and starts bouncing on his trampoline) |
| SLOTH: I have finished my workout. I feel sleepy. |
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| The 7 Deadly Sins As seen by Wufei Chang |
| PRIDE: I AM PROUD OF MY ENTIRE LINEAGE, GOING BACK TO ANCIENT TIMES! What a stupid question. I am also proud of my gundam Altron, my L5 colony, my room, my drapes, my tapestry, my ancestral shrine.... (runs out of space). |
| ENVY: I am not envious of anybody. If anything, I wish there were more proud people like me. |
| GLUTTONY: I have a taste for the finer things in life, unlike that garbage that Duo eats. Duo: Hey, I like McDonald's! |
| LUST: No lust! Lust is the devil! |
| WRATH: I get mad at people easily, because they are all stupid. I also get mad at women, I don't know why. And they are always mad at me. The yin-yang cycle continues.... |
| GREED: Wufei is not greedy. He can live inside a hut in the wilderness, for all I care. |
| SLOTH: I am not lazy. Sloth does not exist in my vocabulary. Well, time to run another 100 laps. This darn test is wasting my time. |
| Quatre: It looks like our forms have been processed (opens the scorched package nervously - it says "From Hell") Duo: Lesse lesse! |
| Applicant: |
| Likeliness of Going To Hell: |
| Reason: |
| Duo Maxwell Raberba Winner Heero Yuy Trowa Barton Wufei Chang |
| 99.99% 30% 85% 10% 80% |
| LUST - you have more wives than the devil LUST - get a girlfriend WRATH - we like your violent complex ENVY - in your next life, you will be reincarnated as a plant PRIDE - no questions asked |
| Duo: Whoo hoo! I'm going to Hell! Quatre: Oh, no. I had better start doing repentance for my past sins. Duo: How much money do you think I'm going to make? Quatre:.... |