2.) Don't talk about
3.) There is no Rule 3
4.) There is no Rule 3
5.) Anti-foppide
6.) Foppide must be sought out and destroyed wherever it exits
7.) When observing a rule, the rule must be spoken twice consecutively
8.) Dumbass is the biggest, dumbestass in the world
9.) Opening parachutes in confined areas will cause disaster
10.) Puritans and their teachings fucking suck!!!
11.) Denomium - the most indestructable substance in the universe
- most volatile in its liquid state
12.) Staring at and/or being in the immediate presence of foppide for five minutes or more will result in the temporary disability to distinguish between foppide and anti-foppide.
- if this condition persists for more than twenty-four hours, the victim must be executed within one week
Amendments to the Constitution
I. Rules 5 and 6 are switched
