Buddy Fu Fu : Walking Through the Jungle
Buddy Fu Fu:
Walkin Through the Jungle
A generioius red-headed prophet sacrificed his doughnuts on behave of all red-heads everywhere. Imitation Krispy Kremes were no where to be found. But, ah, they uh the impromptu red-head improvised with handing out Richie's Bakery Premium doughnuts.
And then...the cops came! And arrested the man distributing the poisionous doughtnuts. They refused to have the doughnuts "put to waste" on the people of E4 "the continum". A man was spoted draggin' a dead animal from the median in the street. Twas' a deer. Just as the man got the innocent deer to the edge of the road and started kicking him into the ditch, the deer sprang to life and stuck its antler throught the apendix of the red-headed man's uncle, who ensuingly groped his nephew.
The lymric was shouted from the thatched housing tops. The people rejoiced for the lymric was more beutiful than animal fornication. Then the thined coated man dissapeared because he turned his body sideways, for the dot-matrix was ready.
The thin coated man let loose a power round house kick upon the zombified deers brow. As the thin coated man (tcm) squeeled with delight, the frequently groped red headed man (rhm) peddled used hats. Unsuccessful in his new found passion he then turned to selling used womens shoes with the souls cut out, which worked better he wore them often. Rhm became wealthy off of this fruitful endevor.
With this wealth he purchased a puppy. Not just any puppy, a specialed specied robotic dead puppy or SSRDP for short, who was to be discarded immediately after purchase. To keep it any longer would cause emotional pain for the owner. But the noble rhm dared to dream. He kept the puppy. They would not be seperated, even when it was in heat. With his dog in heat and the rhm's ego flaming he decided to challange the tcm to a duel in Ethiopia by classical means of jousting on port-o-pottys on wheels.
The winner would be declared Port-o-John! The match was to take place three days after each of the participants vigorous training. The question was how would each participant prepare themselves in mind, body, and bowels.
But on the eve of the winter solstice the tcm was unable to pass a log of cheese whiz whole. The rhm man gained an advantage. The rhm possessed a three year of supply of super polymer horse laxative. With his white chalky ale at his side the rhm man would train no further.
After finally succeeding through trial and error to pass the now oxidized cheese whiz log, four hours remained before the battle of the ages. He downed a large vat of his shrewd concoction of Mississippi tree bark and Canadian Tiger lilly. With his bowels armed the tcm now possessed the ability of super sonic fecal projection.
A bus, powered by lobsters, was the transportation designated to the two chosen warriors. People along side the bus marveled at the giant lobsters pulling the bus. They eventually arrived at Eithopia.
As they drew near the battle ground rose over the horizon. For it was the sight in which many a men have cried. Battle was to be waged upon another in the infamous "Colossol Pit of Bowels" encompased by The Plateu of Excriment and saturated with radioactive tuna fish.
Each of the contenders mounted their port-o-potties. The tcm frustrated with the inability to scratch his own back in that infamous spot that is unachievable in human flexability, the rhm takes him off guard and charges with the acceleration of salmon agrivated to the point of explosion. Under the agitation of the extreme speeds of which the rhm was traveling, he had awoken the slumbering Bearded Bowel Baron who had fallen asleep on the toilet below.
The Barated Bearded Bowel Baron flushes his mighty toilet with a rage unequaled by any other man or donkey. The swirling toilet juice invoked by the destructive flush of the BBB (Bearded Bowel Baron) caused a disruption in the slipstream in the rhm port-o-potty. Thus creating a perculiar vortex of
Typed by, Authored by,
A-Ron Lewie Dolly Degen the Shep
The Flude
Mark PT
