| Favorites | That's not a question. NEXT! |
| Movie | I only like one |
| Actor | Most are gay |
| Actress | I'd do most of them |
| TV Show | Sanford and Son |
| Type of Music | Polka |
| Bands | Steve Grabowski's One Man Polka Band |
| Song | 'Steve Grabowski Plays the Polka |
| Colors | roloc |
| Drink | I'm thirsty |
| Food | I'm malnourished |
| Animal | Dumb question. NEXT! |
| Day of the week | definitely not Sunday |
| Season | Football |
| Board Game | Exploit the workers |
| Card Game | ... |
| Magazine | ... |
| Sport | Answering the phone |
| Book | ... |
| Holiday | May Day |
| Number | 9,078,903,474,545,256.90 |
| Ice Cream | Chunky Butt |
| Toothpase | Don't believe in brushing teeth |
| Cookie | I hate cookies. They taste good |
| Thing to Say | SCHOOOKF |
| Channel | Home and Garden |
| Least Favorites | NOT A QUESTION |
| Actor | Victor Pal |
| Actress | Busty St. Clair |
| Movie | All except for one |
| Singer | Warren Beatty |
| Band | Warrant |
| Song | 'Rocky Mountain Sky' |
| Food | Ka Ka Lash |
| Preferencestd> |
| shower or bath | both at the same time |
| ice or no ice | one of each |
| 1 pillow or 2 pillows | 5 |
| rain or shine | rainbow |
| sleet or snow | rain |
| monkeys or goats | goat-keys |
| being called weird or being called different | You think you're better than me! I'll show you who's better! |
| creamy peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter | they taste the same.... |
| coke or pepsi | ...? |
| strawberries or peaches | neither |
| chocolate or vanilla | mixed |
| comedy or horror | horror |
| boxers or briefs | boxer-briefs |
| cool ranch or nacho cheese | see the peanut butter answer |
