.:.ept home pregnancy test.:.


Senior : Seth Meyers Co-ed : Amy Poelher


Co-ed: I'm pretty anxious about it.

Senior: Me too.

["These are real people- not actors- about to find out if they're having a baby"]

Senior: I think I'm more nervous than Karen.

Co-ed: Kelly.

Senior: Kelly.

Co-ed: We met two weeks ago. At a bar.

Senior: Playing darts. [he's nervous and see's her sweatshirt] Do you go to Michigan?

Co-ed: My boyfriend does. [sighs] I, uh, I think it's gonna be okay, I-

[cell phone rings, he answers it]

Senior: Stradley? Hey! Uh, Kurt Warner, and Randy Moss...

Co-ed: Could we... focus on this?

Senior: Later. [hangs up] Sorry. I'm missing my fantasy football draft. This isn't a good time, with finals and everything...

Co-ed: Yeah I've got Dave Matthews tickets in January.

Senior: Cool!

Co-ed: Yeah.

Senior: I think I can do this. You know, fatherhood is gonna be different, but-

Co-ed: [holding the pregnancy test] Oh God I'm not pregnant!

Senior: Oh! Awesome, awesome!

Together: yay!

Senior: [leans over almost for a kiss] Uh my jacket. [grabs jacket next to her] So, uh, I'll call you?

Co-ed: that's ok. You don't have to.

[Shows product]

Co-ed: I'm so psyched I'm not gonna get fat!
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