Internet Translations V3.3
By a MaiKaiFish

By popular demand the sequel to V1.0. Once again, what you read online is not what you get! (Based on my many hours of conducted research).


�Oh I never go into chat rooms� = �I am that asshole in the chat rooms that says �Any hot hoochies wanna trade pics with a NY stud?�

�Haven�t seen you on in awhile� = �My computer sends off a siren when you get online so I can make lame ass attempts at trying to get your digits.�

�Haven�t seen you on in awhile� = WHAT YOURE THINKING �Yeah you freak, I must have misspelled your name when I tried to put your ass on block�

�I�m thinking about going back to college� = �Cosmotology school here I come!�

�Fraternities are ok� = �I was a total tool and even the toolshed fraternities wouldn�t take me. But once I went to a house party and I saw some beer in the fridge 2 and a whole bunch of girls showed up but I think they were 16. Crazy, I know, but a true story�

�Sororities are ok� = �Those girls wouldn�t even give me time of day. Wenches. That�s the last time I buy them drinks�

�I smoke occasionally� = �I will walk out of serious rounds of nook and have a smoke break� (true story here! Don�t do this at home)

�Ok put me on your buddy list� = �Ok, I will put you on my block list, freak�

�I�ve never met anyone online� = �I�ve met more people online than in real life�

�I�ve got curves in all the right places� = �There isn�t a cheesecake I didn�t like�

�Wow, I like that too� = �I�m just saying this because I want to get in your pants. I don�t give a rat�s ass about your ugly mutt�

�You can find me online later� = �After I change my screen name, good luck.�

�All these guys IM me all the time� = �My user profile screams Easy Slut all over it�

�I just cant meet the right person� = �Why do I have so many restraining orders against me? Damn house arrest�

�Goodnight- talk to you soon� = �You�re my new online girlfriend!�

Seth hasn�t had to change his user name yet.