| SMF 2/14/04 Happy Hallmark Holiday! As many of you are getting wined and dined, razzled and dazzled, wet and wild on Valentines day (and more power to you!) I have dug from the Seth archives an oldie and given it a revision. Remember those chalky candy hearts with such romantic lines as �UR Cute� and �Bend me over on your king size?� (ok so guess which one I made up): Well in spring of 1999, I compiled the following list if I was given the opportunity to put subliminal messages on those candies: Doink Me" "Spank Me" "3-some?" "Dont fake an O" "Im really a man" "Nice rack" "Are you rich?" "Switch hit?" "This is a roofie" "This is my birth control pill" "Im on the rag" �I need some nook!� �Want a protein shake?� �Bleach your mustache� �Boom I got your boyfriend� "Your impotent" and lastly, "That wasn't chicken" Well times have changed and so has my sense of humor so with that, I dedicate these to all those suppressed by the (wo)MAN, Cupid arrows shot crosseyed, and those still in the dating world (it�s like a fleamarket out there � so much junk but once in awhile you come across a prize and don�t even have to pay taxes on it) �My Nizzle!� �One nighter?� �Buy me a drink� �Whats your pin number?� �I�m sorry Ms Jackson� �I�m Lord of the Bizes� �Put it right therrrre� �Bounce a quarter off your ass� �Google me� �Restrain-order me� �Nothing wrong with porn� �Hey Hooch� �Hung like a horse� �Let�s go make our own Reality TV� �You look great drunk� �Off probation?� �STD-free� �I�m your dogg� �Whats one more line?� As always, forward this to anyone ya like. Well hope ya�ll have champagne-drenched wishes tonight and e-mail me if you have a better than average Valentines Day!! -Seth |