Quotes � part one

I love quotes as everyone knows. I just always seem to find myself dishing out snippets from songs or dialogue from movie. And of course, I have my own little Seth-isms as well�here�s a sampling of some of those that I abuse on a more regular basis.

Movies

�You can�t rub Ben Gay on a heartache�- Calendar Girl
�And the walls are white�and the chalk is white�even the copy machine paper is white�this my friends is the White Devils Conspiracy�- PCU
�You know, the thing with the thing�- Swingers
�Hey how about I grab 2 girls and pull a Fredo�- Swingers
�Like House of Pain was gonna do something�- Swingers
�She�s business class- big ass, can�t fly coach�- Swingers, again!
�Cause he�s holding a thermodetanator!� �Return of the Jedi
�Now its your turn, 33 and 82� � Brain Donors
�I bid you all a fondue�- Brain Donors
�3�s company and 4�s an adult movie� � Brain Donors
�Inconceivable!� - The Princess Bride
�As you wish!� � The Princess Bride
�And last summer, at band camp� � American Pie
"Never had one lesson" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Songs

�Isn�t it ironic? Dontchya think?� � Alanis
�Its you and me and the bottle makes 3 tonight�- Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
�Who�s yo daddy? Yes I am!� BBVD
�A game of horseshoes!� � Arrested Development
�Cause Im a cowboy baby� Kid Rock (he�s still a guttersnipe)
�All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom�� Wreck-n-effects
�If you steal my sunshine� �LEN
�Just close your eyes�- Sarah
�When you get close tie me to the bedposts�- some cheesy band, can�t remember the name.
�Love is- its what I got�- Sublime
�Right about now�the funk soul brotha� � Fatboy Slim
�A-1-A- beachfront avenue!�- Vanilla Ice, word to your mutha!
�Life is a bowl of punch- spike it!� � I forget who
�Rock me Amadeus!� � Falco
�Shes got Betty Davis eyes� � Kim Carnes
�Its ridiculous. Its not even funny� � eccentric techno/spoken word band that I forget
"Big Pimpin' Spending G's" Jay Z
"Up in here, up in here" - DMX
"Back to life, back to reality" - Soul II Soul

Seth-isms (all rights reserved)

�Nook� � see history of the word and its variations
�I don�t like to kiss and tell, just kiss�
�Im out like trout and your off like a prom dress�
�Hasta la pasta�
�Looks bring you together, but they don�t keep you together�
��bedroom eyes�
�Don�t be such a (fill in the blank with: candy-ass, skirt)�
�You weasel/joker/jackass/clown�
�Damn, I�m nervous like a gerbil in a Key West pet store� (variation of Adam�s quote)
"F- that" (as made famous by Mencher)
"...and then some"
"I have my moments"
"That was so anticlimatic"
"Dont make me get medieval/postal on your ass"
"Women are like parking spaces- the good ones are always taken and whats left? Handicap and those in the middle of nowhere"
"I don't know how I feel about that..."
"I'll have a drink or 5"
"Such is life"
"Have at it"