First Chris wakes up and eats a hardy bowl of cracker crumbs and wheat grass (helps the pancreas) then he throws on an afghan and dresses himself! He picks out the dirtiest pants and put them over his Hanes underwear drawers and then goes to the bathroom and brushes his beautiful mousy blonde hair and puts it in a bun so he can brush his braces that he hasn�t got checked since February. Then he looks at himself in the mirror does a lil dance and pulls down his hair and heads downstairs. before he goes to school he drinks a lil goat blood and then sings froggie went a courting to his grandma. Then Chris sits on her lap and she reads the polar express(good story I might add) then he waits outside in the most coldest hot weather you eva been in to wait for his bus.....Unfortunately his grandma took to long reading because Chris and her fell asleep that he missed his bus. So now he goes back to bed and sleeps a titch more before he wakes up and does it all again.... Without changing his underwear.:/ |