| Well Crew, I would like to introduce myself, I am Cody, the Master of Sess, unlike Chris I am extremely sessy, beyond belief in fact. And for the rest of your lives I will be here, infusing your little brains with yummy thoughts of yumminess and cheese...and now queue the story... Topic: Why Does Gum Loose flavor? Hrmm, this is a hard question. But the question should be, why can�t I genetically enhance my tongue to make myself always taste things the same. The answer is no�yes...no. Now what can you do, I'll tell you, first sell your soul to Satan and in return ask he to make you a gene machine that can do wild and crazy things like crossbreeding cows and mayflies to make a super race of milking bugs. Then, take your tongue, and rip it from your mouth and slap it on a piece of wax paper (To preserve freshness) put in the gene machine and set it to enhance taste buds to never let flavor fade. After this you must kill yourself...for doing all of the above, i will be waiting for you. Watching you in hell, being repeatedly sodemized with broomsticks and demon horns, have a great afterlife.... Pablo Marantinz jr AKA (Cody Burnett) |
| Articles By Mr.Cody Burnett |
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| Gum: Why can't it just stay fresh? |
| Biography For Cody Burnett: |
| About a Boy: a Biography by Chris Johanning Cody Burnett, say that name and it will evoke the image of clown upon anyone that knows him. Burnett was born Cody Alan Burnett On June 6, 1986 in the town of Columbia, Missouri. Born into a loving home and raised by wolves, Cody became a mountain man and a Sheep farmer. After spending a short time growing up in Missouri He up and moved away to Texas where he became a chinchilla farmer with his sister. After Growing tired of Texas he decided to return to his roots in Columbia and take up the fine art of Comedy. In the Future Mr. Burnett hopes to lead a small band of armed raiders into Quebec and Take over the capital and change to name to Codylakistan. |
This is another brain buster that has stunned the population of earth since the beginning of time, but I shall tell you the reason. Goats in fact are little pieces of vomit, long ago before humans began to walk upright there was a small platoon of space aliens called "Jebarians" these "Jebarians" were sent to this planet to study our every evolution. Soon these "Jebarians" grew tired of seeing the same thing decade after decade, so they began to vomit, after that vomited, they would eat the vomit, and then shit the vomit back out, then proceed to eating the vom-poo, they repeated this exercise until their throats were raw and bleeding vigorously, the "Jebarians" seeing there own blood instantly ejaculated into the big mass of blood, vomit, and Poo, and that is the creation of goats, from that swirling goo, came the creature of myth, that beautiful abomination...the goat, now i recommend, getting plastered. after getting plastered, you should try to make your own fabled species out of blood, Poo, giz, and vomit, see what you can do...so much time so little to create. That�s all Folks archbishop Jacob Fernandez AKA (Cody Burnett) |
| Goats:Why are they so pretty? |
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