| You know when you go into a McDonalds and you order something and they say it's like $4.37 and you give them a 5, so they give you $0.63 in return and your like....hmm...what should i do with 63 cents, I just don't want to carry it in my pocket. So you look to you right and there's a box for donations for the Ronald McDonald House. And when you put your change in there you think, oh i've done a good deed. Well you haven't my friend. In fact that change goes directly into secret McDonalds research on Dog Hats. Now what are dog hats you may ask, well I'll answer. These are hats worn by dogs, but not ordinary hats, no these hats are special. This research in Dog Hats make dogs look like men and women in hats. They have already sent out a few proto-types. I've caught one of them, they are indistinguishable to the naked eye, u must wait to see if they poo in the street to tell if they are dog or man. If you keep donating into the box at McDonalds soon the world will be overrun by dogs wearing hats and we won't be able to tell man apart from dogs. I say fight for your right to keep dogs with hats off the streets and into cock fights where they regulate the game. Burn all Ronald McDonald House's down for they hold the labs where research is done. You must join me, or soon the world will be torn between look alike dog's wearing hats and man. Oh yeah and kill Ronald McDonald if you see him, he's probably innocent but I just hate that guy...always with the damn smiling. |
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| Conspiracy FACT #1 |
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| So here it goes, one day you�re at a store and a woman comes up to you and she asks you for anal sex. Now your thinking hmmm maybe I should do this even though she's butt ugly. But what exactly do you do? Well the answer is simple, all you have to do is follow these simple steps to prepare yourself for this situation and then follow the next steps for when it does happen: Preparing: Step 1 - First buy yourself a goat and/or a dog. If you buy a dog make sure it's not a tiny one, buy a real dog with a big anal hole. Step 2 - Practice having anal sex on these guys. It's as close as you'll get to a butt-ugly woman without actually getting the real thing. Step 3 - After practicing several times you'll be ready to go out into the real world. Make sure to bring smoked ham packages so you can eat after anal sex. When in the situation: Step 1 - tell the woman," yes I will have anal sex with you even though your butt ugly." Step 2 - Find a remote area where no one can see you having sex with a butt ugly woman and you won't be mocked of the next day. Step 3 - After having the anal sex as many times as you wanted to, eat your smoked ham then slap the butt ugly woman in the ass and say," damn that was delicious." Step 4 - When you get home the dog or goat will begin to look so sexy compared to the woman that you'll have to kill it so you don't have sex with it and marry it. Step 5 - Repeat all the steps again from both sections. Follow these steps and you'll have happy trails. May the butt sex be with you. Sincerely, The man with no life. |
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