Kagome: OO WOW this is much better than fighting demons and collectings shards.
Narrator: Shippo as the baby bear
Shippo: YEA THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN BEING A DEMON
Narrator: And Inuyasha as Papa bear
Inuyasha: NO I'M NOT GONNA BE A FUC *falls into the floor face first* Kagome why did you say that word?
Kagome: Cuz were gonna play this out Inuyasha
Narrator: So one day Mama bear made pourage
Shippo: wut is this Kagome?
Kagome: pourage
Shippo: Whats that?
Kagome: Its kinda like oatmeal
Shippo: Uhh what is?
Narrator: WOULD YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT...then they decided to take a walk to let the outrage cool off.
Inuyasha: Since when do you tell me what to do?
Narrator: *sends lighting bolt at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: ...aRERGARGGH!!
Narrator: Farther into the forest goldy locks was wandering around...
Miroku: NO I'M NOT GONNA BE GOLDY LOCKS!!
Sango: Come on Miroku be Goldy Locks
Narrator: said the furry rabbit...the cute furry little rabbit
Sango: *smacks the narrator*
Narrator: Ow ...I am having a bad day
Miroku: Fine
Narrator: Then goldy locks started skipping down the path
Miroku: I'M NOT GONNA SKIP!!
Narrator: YES YOUR ARE GOD DAMNIT
Miroku: No..
Narrator: I SAID SKIP
Miroku: *starts to skip down the path*
Narrator: As Goldy Locks was skipping down the path she ran into a wolf and a chipmunk
Kouga: *laughs* YOU ARE GOLDY LOCKS MIROKU!! *laughs hard*
Kikyou: And I thought Inuyasha, shippo, and Kagome had it bad//
Miroku: SHUT UP! What you are a wolf Kouga?!
Kouga: Yes and proud of it!
Miroku: Why can't I be a animal or something? *shakes fist at narrator*
Narrator:because..you are goldy locks..anyways ...Goldy locks found a cottage..which was the three bear's cottage..as Goldy locks walked in she saw pourage on the table she tried bear's pourage.
Miroku: HOT GOD DAMN IT!! mumbles out..."I could be hitting a women right now.
Narrator: Then she tries Mama bear's...
Miroku: *starts to shiver* thats cold
Narrator: Then shippo's was juuust right
Miroku: NO ITS NOT it taste like crap
Narrator: Eats It
Miroku: *mumbles out* once i find out who he is I'm gonna suck him up with my kazzana. *then starts to eat*
Narrator: Then goldy locks walked in a family room which had three chairs..
Miroku: can we just skip this scene?
Narrator: ALRIGHT!!!
Miroku: SCORE TV!!! * Miroku jumps in chair and turns on TV*
Narrator: But sadly the chairs breaks...
Miroku: grr....
Narrator: Then Goldy Locks decides to take a nap..so he walks up stairs to find three beds...he tries on the first one but it was too hard..
Miroku: *rubs back then looks under the covers* YOUR MOTHER FUCKER ITS JUST A BIG ASS BOLDER UNDER HERE!! *Glares at Narrator*
Narrator: *ignores Miroku* Then he tried Mama's bed but it was too soft.
Miroku: *sinks into the bed and starts to suffurcate* Help me! *finally climbs out of mama's bear's bed*
Narrator: Then he tried Shippo's bed and it was just right and feeled asleep..then the three bears came home..
Shippo: HEY SOME ONE ATE MY POURAGE!
Inuyasha: *sniff sniff* someone is in our house!
Narrator: INUYASHA YOU CAN'T SNIFF HIM OUT!
Inuyasha: I just did..
Narrator: grr.... Inuyasha: *leans in to kagome* sometimes I think that guy is Nuraku ...
Narrator: Then Shippo sees the sight of his broken chair. Shippo: MY CHAIR!!
Narrator: Then they start walking upstairs
Inuyasha: *inuyasha runs over to shippo* WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING RUNT!!
Kagome: SIT
Narrator: HAHA INUYASHA! Now there is a big hole in the middle of the stair case..then Mama and baby bear appeared in the room. Kagome: Someone is has been sitting in my bed Inuyasha: Sum one has been laying on my ROCK!! WTF YOU GAVE ME A ROCK FOR A BED!? Shippo: *starts laughing* Hahaha Miroku is GOLDY LOCKS!
Miroku: *wakes up* *then starts looking annoyed* i was FORCED TO! Inuyasha: You know Miroku I wonder if that guy is Nuraku...
Miroku: Me too...
Narrator: FOOLS IT IS ME NURAKU KUKKUKUKU
Nuraku: *holds up tape* NOW I WILL AIR THIS SHOW ON ADULT SWIM AND SHOW THEM WHAT FOOLS YOU ARE!!
*everyone sits down*
Kagome: *looks at everyone and shrugs* so want to order pizza?
Everyone besides Nuraku... YES
Bri: Now they live a good life :)