Compiled by Marti
Log Off: Don't add wood
Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove, y'all!
Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup
Megahertz: When you're not careful downloading (watch the toes, y'all!)
Floppy Disk: What you get from piling too much wood
RAM: The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work
Hard Drive: Getting home in mud season
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season
Windows: What to shut when it's 30 degrees
Screen: What you need for black fly season
Byte: What black flies do
Chip: What to munch on
Micro Chip: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone
Infrared: Where the leftovers go when Fred's around
Modem: What you did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys
Software: Plastic eating utensils
Mouse: What eats the horses' grain in the barn
Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the roof up
Port: Fancy wine
Enter: C'mon in
Random Access Memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks