| ACROSS | DOWN |
| 1 Cute beetle; the lady___ | 1 garter or sanitary |
| 4 What a spam "earn money" ad is. | 2 Two-toed sloth |
| 8 "I'm ____ my wife lets me dress up!" | 3 Actress Terri |
| 12 England's Nancies Association (abbrv.) | 4 First, spread it over the mattress, then do me! |
| 13 Rabbit | 5 Marv Albert! Or any flesh eater |
| 14 Greasy, like Astroglide lube | 6 Song: "We ___ The World" |
| 15 A person who commits larceny | 7 having a 32A cup is being __ not more! |
| 17 "On my knees, mouth ____" | 8 A large number |
| 18 Soup dish | 9 put it on and you can look SO pouty! |
| 19 Spaniards call their balls "Huevos." Our translation? | 10 A type of beer to get Julie drunk |
| 21 "At the party, my low-cut dress caused quite a ___" | 11 Field force unit |
| 23 Fellini music composer's whole family | 16 Ewww, sometimes life's a ___pool! |
| 26 A system of one or more computers and associated software with common storage | 20 What white undies become if not bleached |
| 29 The chalk mark down 3rd and 1st in baseball | 22 Rajah's wife |
| 31 A CD or TV usually must stuff this | 24 Body that defines computing protocols |
| 32 what comes between a girl and her Calvins | 25 Big scare for some: "Being ___ in drag!" |
| 33 Crossdressing Sexual Encounters (abbrv.) | 26 Kitschy-cute Swedish rockers |
| 34 Hip California city | 27 "Drank it to the ____" (singular) |
| 36 Wear a bikini, reveal lots of... | 28 Conic |
| 37 one word a nympho slut says after sex | 30 Devices |
| 38 Napoleon ended up here | 32 Sexy magazine "___house" |
| 40 Bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwiches | 35 Polythene Pam was ____-diller! |
| 42 "Top" (Spanish, femminine) | 36 Society of Attractive Transvestite Admirers (abbrv.) |
| 46 itchy fabric! better wear a slip under it! | 39 make-up for our cheeks that makes them pink |
| 48 She complimented me on my lingerie and ___ my guilt! | 41 Last name of the "Miss America" from Hawaii |
| 50 A Monty Python fellow | 43 Southeast Nigeria people |
| 51 What a TV does sitting down, like a lady! | 44 "It ain't the __ it's the motion!" |
| 52 The place you can pick up drunken Julie | 45 American Directory of Realistic Crossdressers (abrv) |
| 53 60's synonym for Fab | 46 this tops off a TV |
| 54 Sister of Posh! | 47 "___ to a Nightingale." |
| 55 Securities market | 49 Whale (Norwegian) |