T.F.I. Friday
Friday 1st May 1998
Mel B suggests that Melanie is gay, but she denies with a feeble shake of the head.
Chris Evans So Mel, how are you?
Melanie C I'm very well, thank you.
CE Thanks for coming on the show
MC It's a pleasure
CE Now, is it true that you have trouble getting a man?
mel's mouth drops open and the audience say "Awwwhhhhhhh"
MC Aaahhh ha ha ha ha..... Emmm... I think the truth is that I'm not really bothered at the moment
Audience appluad
MEL B. SHE LIKES WOMEN!!!!!!
Audience applaud and cheer
CE Does she???
Melanie, mouth agape, eyes wide open, shocked face, then turns to the camera and grins cheekily before shaking her head.
CE 'Cause I heard you have trouble, not 'cause you're not beautiful or attractive, you just can't find the right guy at the moment. Is that right?
MC D'ya know what?, no-one really interests me, to tell you the truth
CE Really? Really? ..nobody at all on the planet?
MC Well, nobody that I've met. I mean, there's loads of people that I haven't met yet
CE Do you get loads of advances?
MC Em.....NO! Hehehehehe
So Melanie, I haven't met you yet, does this mean I may be in with a chance? i noticed you said 'people' you haven't met to be interested in, not specifically male, right?
I could interest you Ms Chisholm, .....if only you'd reply to my letters... :(