RUBY WAX meets SPICE GIRLS
March 1998
Melanie is being very coy about the whole issue of men, and her responses to Ruby's questions, along with the body language suggest to me that there is more to this topic than Melanie would like to divulge....
Ruby Wax ....But then guys is tricky, isn't it?
Melanie takes a deep breath..
Melanie Ermmm...well..guys have always been a bit tricky for me. I'm not lucky in love.
RW You wanna know some more research? Ryan Wilson, you lost your virginity with when you were 16.
Mc Ha ha ha!...I still spek to him actually.
(This is so embarassing!)
RW Is he pleased that it was you/
MC smiling coyly Em i suppose it's quite good....one of the lads..going like "yeeaaahhhh!"
RW He's going to have great pulling power now, isn't he?
MC He's got a girlfriend actually
RW Yeah but he probably got her 'cause he said "Guess who i scored!"
MC Fiddling nervously with her necklace I don't think so... i don't think so
RW But you're quite shy (MCYep) so it must be difficult to.. you know..
Mel nods shyly
RW But you have a boyfriend now
MC No, I haven't got a boyfriend
RW I thought you were going out with a guy from Liverpool
Mel smiles, laughs, shakes her heaad and says no while still fiddling with her beads
MC No, I haven't got a boyfriend....I haven't had a boyfriend for years Ruby
RW Is that because they're too embarassed to go up to you, or you're too embarassed to go up to them?
Mel rubs her leg and nervously giggles to herself
RW Is is just you can see guys but you just don't have the nerve?
MC Emmmmmm.....I don't know...Emmm..I don't know what it is...Emm..I'm just not lucky in love,..I suppose
Mel shakes her head and screws up her nose
SAVED BY EMMA ENTERING THE ROOM.
Well Melanie, what can I say? In my oppinion, you could be happy in love, if only you would admit that it's not a man you want. How's about me???
© 1998 Gemma