Xanadu: The Cheesiest Musical Ever!!!


Let us raise our arms in praise of cheese!Xanadu: (1980) Where the 40s meet the 80s....Was that the pitch they used when the producers dug up financial backing for this film? Xanadu is a "fantasy" musical. The storyline (what little there is) involves a muse (that's one of Zeus' daughters in Greek mythology) coming to earth to help a frustrated commercial artist realize his dreams by opening a discotech! Really!! That's about as deep as the plot gets. During the movie the muse (played by Olivia Newton-John a.k.a. ONJ) falls in love with the male lead (played by an Andy Gibb look-alike) and she has a song and dance number with Gene Kelley who is thrown in to give the film the appearance of "class" because, after all, it is supposed to be a musical. Whatever. Xanadu is actually around a 90 minute music video. If you took out the fluff between the songs that's supposed to resemble a plot all you're left with are musical numbers which could have easily been played individually on Mtv during the 80s. To me that's what makes Xanadu so great. It's the immediate predecessor to the final form of the music video as we came to know it during the 80s. I won't bore anyone with a long "film school" history of Xanadu and its genre. Suffice to say, at the time of its release Olivia Newton-John was hot, hot, hot. Unfortunately Xanadu was a big stinky flop. However, teenage girls loved it and the soundtrack (which mainly features ONJ coupled with ELO, The Electric Light Orchestra) sold like hotcakes making much more money than the movie did. Luckily Xanadu, though a dismal critical failure, only served to provide ONJ with more exposure. She continued to ride the tidal wave of her own success well into the mid-eighties. After the enormous success of her next album, Physical, she never quite got back to that pinnacle again. However, she's still around and has some of the strongest fan support of any artist today. Whether you're an ONJ fan or not if you want to see a hysterically bad movie that in virtually every way embodies early 80s pop culture see Xanadu! The mega-over-the-top finale with a huge cast of extras and song-upon-song sturng together will have you gaping in astonishment at its own self-indulgence....but after all wasn't that what the 80s were all about!?!

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