Dolemite: Best "Stickin' It To The Man" Movie


Dolemite's bitches laugh and applaud as he kills a honky.Dolemite (1974) is a completely ridiculous and poorly acted film. That's what makes it so much fun to watch. The story of Dolemite is inspired by a comedy routine by Rudy Ray Moore who had and has one of the filthiest mouths in the world of comedy. The character Dolemite (played by Moore) is a pimp and nightclub owner who is framed by "the man" and sent to prison so "whitey" can steal his action. However, while Dolemite is jailed crime runs rampant. Therefore, it is decided by higher authorities that Dolemite should be let out to reclaim his turf. If this plot isn't implausible enough for you yet it should be known that the only people in on Dolemite's mission are the governor, the warden, Dolemite's madam and sidekick Mama Queen Bee and "a secret FBI man that nobody knows about until the time is right." I really cannot express how absurd this movie is. Dolemite is also totally dated. The plot, the costumes and the dialogue all absolutely scream 1970s!!! When Dolemite is released from prison his "bitches" pick him up in a Cadillac and he changes into his pimp clothes before he'll get in. Instantly the bad guys are after him before his girls can even finish giving him a blowjob and Dolemite has to go into action, killing everyone of them. There are way too many hysterical lines in this film to even remember half of them. Also, if you do see Dolemite try to count the times that the words "fuck", "fucker" and "mother fucker" are used. I doubt very seriously if you'll be able to keep up. This movie is pure gold all the way up to the end where Dolemite's bitches who are, of course, trained in the art of karate do battle with the bad guys in a disco club, The Total Experience. Dolemite has a sequel, The Human Tornado, which is also highly recommended. However, The Human Tornado is much more obviously tongue in cheek with a finale in which Dolemite kicks the bad guys' asses in a karate battle which is filmed at double speed, much like the Keystone Cops. If you enjoy Dolemite and it's sequel I also recommend yet another Rudy Ray Moore movie, The Avenging Disco Godfather, in which Mr. Moore battles angel dust pushers to save his local inner city community. The Avenging Disco Godfather, though poorly plotted and acted, is actually a well made film technically for such a low budget and has some really spooky hallucination sequences. However, see Dolemite first and foremost!!! Can ya dig it!?!

Memorable Quotes

"Oh shit! What does that no good rat soup eatin' mutha fucka want with me now?"
"That shit ain't mine." -Dolemite upon being confronted with stolen furs and several pounds of cocaine in the trunk of his car
"Man move over and let me pass before I has to be pullin' these Hush Puppies out ya mutha fuckin' ass!"