Idealist: GAYlien and AlienZ are in the contest
GAYlien: sorry forgot to turn on my universal translator
GAYlien: whats this about a contest - my spaceship just landed and i'm hot for some action - not "contests"

GAYlien: no that slimeball is from alpha centauri - can't you se that I'm from Sirius, I'll have you know
GAYlien: 4 years from that awful centauri dump
ZaZing: i'm shy
GAYlien: typical alpha centauran - no backbone
Dthknight: *sounds of "ooooooooo" come from audience*
ZaZing: don't need one
AlienZ: so i only get to choose from 2 ?
Idealist: sorry, good aliens are hard to find these days, Z ;-)

Idealist: the point of this Game is the same as TV show dating games.
GAYlien: who would date this blob of ectoplasm
Idealist: One alien (AlienZ) will ask questions of the other 2 contestants, and then select a date based on their answers
AlienZ: and the questions are as cheesy too, trust me. LOL
Idealist: Are you ready, contestants? :)
ZaZing: yes
AlienZ: yes
GAYlien: yes
Idealist: ok, lets' go!!! good luck, contestants :)

AlienZ: who wants to go first?
GAYlien: I'll allow you - you need more time

AlienZ: ok, Gaylien..
AlienZ: if i were to select you as my date, what plans would you make? For example, where would you take me?
GAYlien: I would take you for a hot total body rub from the Sumo Bears of Sirius
AlienZ: ok, ZZ same question.
ZaZing: the place is already prepared, it is cold and slippery
AlienZ: oh my
AlienZ: LOL

AlienZ: Ok, G..One of my worst qualities is that I am a procrastinator, what is your worst quality?
ZaZing: or i'll take you anywhere you want me to :))
GAYlien: I eat procrastinaors...in the nicest possible way
AlienZ: LOL
AlienZ: ZZ, same question.
Idealist: hey *I* want to date that GAYlien
ZaZing: i let my dates run all over me dear
GAYlien: :]}

AlienZ: Ok, ZZ..What is the lowest rating you have ever had from an EX as far as your sexual performance?
ZaZing: infinity
AlienZ: G, same question?
GAYlien: Theyve never lived to rate me - theyve died in a splurge of ecstasy
Idealist: oooooh I'm in love!
AlienZ: hmm.
GAYlien: :}}
ZaZing: like a pray mantis, doesn't allow for seconds

AlienZ: Ok, ZZ..Since we are dressed as aliens..what planet do you come from and what is the strangest custom you have on your planet?
Geophrey: <giggles preemtively>
ZaZing: i come from ZaZingdom, our strangest custom is "zinging", you will have to pick me to experience a zing!

AlienZ: Gaylien, same question.
GAYlien: I'm from the Planet LoobJoos in the Sirian System. Our strangest custom is that we must sexually please our partner once every waking hour or we get plunged into the eternal void
"MsWikked": Hey!! I wanna be from that planet!
Idealist: where's that starship to LoobJoos....

AlienZ: ok, Gaylien...
AlienZ: If we were standed on a desert island, and you could only have 3 items what would they be?
GAYlien: You, a fully stocked sex toy store and an endless supply of champagene
AlienZ: i'm already on the island, so you have to come up with a 3rd item. LOL
GAYlien: a clone of you just in case i wear you out
AlienZ: ZZ, same question.
ZaZing: KY, cigarettes, a lighter
ZaZing: KY Jelly
Geophrey: My PC, a phone line, and an extension cord :-)
AlienZ: Can I pick Geophrey? :-D
AlienZ: LOL
 

AlienZ: Ok, ZZ..the next question is for you.
AlienZ: How many times in the past or currently do you have sex on the first date?
ZaZing: Never
ZaZing: I'm still a virgin
Idealist: I can change that ZZ
AlienZ: I doubt I need to ask Gaylien that question. LOL
GAYlien: I had sex on my first date - I havent stopped - I'm experienced....and safe
ZaZing: was that first date with yourself then Gaylien?

AlienZ: Ok, GAYlien next is for you...
AlienZ: Where is the most bizarre place you've made love?
GAYlien: Ohh - about 2000 or so years ago I was on a time travel mission through this solar system - I had sex for 40 days and nights with some guy called Jonah inside a big fish
AlienZ: ZZ same question.

ZaZing: no where, i'm pure yet
GAYlien: my dear, cenataurans are made of slime - u CANT be pure
Jerome homesteadonough: i've known plenty of people who were pure slime.
"MsWikked": pure is a state of mind

AlienZ: ok ZZ, next question is for you..
AlienZ: What is the thing that turns you off most when you meet someone?
ZaZing: obvious prejudice
AlienZ: GAYlien?
GAYlien: body odor
AlienZ: LOL
ZaZing: yes i'm am feeling faint standing so close to you Gaylien
GAYlien: cant u see me puking standing next to this centauran

AlienZ: ok, ZZ what is the thing that turns you on the most, when you meet someone.?
ZaZing: intellect
Geophrey: A lack of typos.
AlienZ: Gaylien, same questiong
GAYlien: getting laid within the first three minutes

AlienZ: ok, GAYlien...
GAYlien: mmm
ZaZing: quit looking at my butt Gaylien
AlienZ: What CD do you currently own that you would never tell anyone about?
GAYlien: I wouldn't look at your putrid little butt if it was the last one in the universe, schweetie
GAYlien: Active Worlds Hi Rez CD - if the high council ever found out, I'd be run offf Sirius
Geophrey: "Bill Gate demonstrates Windows 98 nude"
AlienZ: ZZ, same question.
ZaZing: Flashdance

GAYlien: thats the way centaurans ALL dance, they stand there and flash
AlienZ: If you found out that your new girl/boyfriend was cheating on you, what would you do?
ZaZing: un zing them
Dthknight: hmm I think we all wanna know more about this zinging thing :)
AlienZ: Gaylien, same question.
GAYlien: I'd ask them why they didn't tell me and insist that a menage a troi be arranged IMMEDIATELY
Idealist: LOL GAYlien you slut
GAYlien: we are the prime sluts of the universe, us Sirians
"MsWikked": you sure that's sirians not sinians??
ZaZing: We ZaZingers like to focus on one special person at a time
GAYlien: We sirians do not think that slut=sin
GAYlien: these Zazingers focus on their dongdingers
AlienZ: ZZ, what do you think is the most important quality when searching for a new partner?
ZaZing: at least i have one to focus on
ZaZing: honesty of course
GAYlien: only one, honey, i'm soooooo sorry
AlienZ: Gaylien?
GAYlien: they've simply got to ooze raw sex from every pore

AlienZ: Ok, Gaylien, I have a fear of heights, what do you fear the most?
Geophrey: ...Bill Gates demonstrating Windows 98 in the nude
AlienZ: LOL
GAYlien: Ever seeing Bill gates and Newt Gingrich getting it off in a public park
Dthknight: gawd even worse LOL
AlienZ: ZZ same question.
ZaZing: scared people from this planet called earth continuing to breed out of control and spreading out with their hate into my world
GAYlien: honey, these people would never colonize that mud-wallow that YOU call a home
AlienZ: OK, ZZ what career did you most most to do when you were a child?
ZaZing: doctor :)
Idealist: ZZ u can play doctor with me anytime
GAYlien: I wanted to be..hahemm a "comfort giver" to the entire olympic village....
AlienZ: I believe it too.
AlienZ: LOL

AlienZ: Ok, GAYlien..
GAYlien: yes..
AlienZ: If you were to win a large amount of money, what would you do with it.?
GAYlien: I already have a vast amount of money, and I'm going to spend it all on you
AlienZ: ZZ, same question.
ZaZing: what do i need money for?  we have enough on our planet to share with everyone
Bille: i'll move to that planet tomorrow...
ZaZing: you would be welcome, and we do not allow bill gates in the nude videos

AlienZ: ok, ZZ...
AlienZ: Where do you plan to go on your next vacation?
ZaZing: well, this vacation to meet you is so far very nice, so i imagine i'll come back
AlienZ: GAYlien?
GAYlien: Fire Island, wanna cum with me?

AlienZ: Ok, GAYlien..
GAYlien: k
AlienZ: Up to this point, how true to life have your answers been?
GAYlien: As true as the very body I'm in, as true as the solid ground beneath my fet and as true as the air my avatar little nose is sucking up into my hard working alien lungs
AlienZ: ok, ZZ same question.
ZaZing: My answers follow about the same pattern of mystery as life

Idealist: ok, lets give a big hand to our contestants and the questioner :)
Jerome homesteadonough: <clapclapclapclap>
Dthknight: *clap clap clap*'
Geophrey: <applause>
ZaZing: yes, thank you Gaylien for being so fabulously wicked :)
Idealist: *applauds*
GAYlien: dont mention it, m'dear

Idealist: thank you contestants and AlienZ...now, the big moment...who will it be, a slut or a virgin? ;-)
AlienZ: LOL
ZaZing: I am rather planning to stay a virgin
ZaZing: Well, tonight anyway...
AlienZ: I'm having a dilemma.
GAYlien: its a prissy little thing, huh?
AlienZ: I like them both for different reasons.
GAYlien: pouts
ZaZing: would it help if i told you not a word i said was true???
AlienZ: On one hand, if I choose ZZ then i will have intelligent meaningful conversation
AlienZ: on the other hand, if i pick GAYlien...well, i think you can imagine. ROFL!
GAYlien: sluts can bew very intelligent too - i have a PhD in slutism
Jerome homesteadonough: <damn I *KNEW* I picked the wrong field>
AlienZ: SO, I think I've decided to let the audience choose my date.
Bille: u must choose, AlienZ!
Bille: Be smart AlienZ, plan a date with both of them:))
GAYlien: hes not touching me after that little huzzy - i dont take damaged goods
ZaZing: actually, i didn't really want a date, i was just trying to save AlienZ from Gaylien
AlienZ: LOL
dden death question?
Bille: oki, one more question will decide it:)
ZaZing: ok
Idealist: AlienZ, ready for one more?
Bille: (wondering which planet AlienZ comes from...)
shadowrider: the planet of indecision Billie
Geophrey: Had a Q in mind, if you can't think of any.
AlienZ: Geophrey, ask it then.

Geophrey: If while you both we hanging around the AWGate chatting, someone came in and began making a lot of derogatory and homophobic remarks, how would you reccomend people to handle it?
Jerome homesteadonough: ooooo, goood one.
GAYlien: the first "real" thing ive said tonite!! I've done it before - ie had that experience; i told the individual in no certain terms that their IP # identity and location were recorded by the server logs and if they did not shut up
GAYlien: immediately, I would email COF right away and have them barred from entry to AW
AlienZ: ok, ZZ it's the same question.
ZaZing: if i heard homophobic remarks i'd be non prejudice but try to educate them i guess
ZaZing: if that didn't work i'd zing them, that would take care of it :))
GAYlien: violence is the last resort of the incompetent, dearie

AlienZ: ok, i've definitely made a decision.
AlienZ: I would definetly report their ass...
AlienZ: so I'm picking GAYlien.
GAYlien: DARLING- TAKE ME
Dthknight: **cymbal sound** CLAP CLAP CLAP
ZaZing: congratulations Gaylien
ZaZing: would you all like to borrow my KY?
GAYlien: remeber, 3 minutes!!
AlienZ: ROFLMAO!

Idealist: congrats alienZ...now, everyone, go back to your real identities, ok? :)
AlienZ: are you sure?
AlienZ: i'm scared to know. LOL
Bille: wait!
Bille: i want a picture
Bille: an Alien close up
Bille: where is the happy couple?

AlienZ: heh heh, should i switch now?
Albanach: yeah - what have i really landed with!!???
AlienZ: OH  LOL
AlienZ: it's the new guy.
AlienZ: ROFL!
Idealist: ok Alby :)
Bille: LOL
Albanach: heheheheh - the new kid on the block
shadowrider: who is alien Z
Idealist: the participants were .....and applause and thanks to all 3 of you...
PhantomNJ: It's me. LOL

Idealist: Phantom NJ, Chilkoot, and Albanach :)
Albanach: OOOOOHHHH - i'm about to date a councilman!!!
Bille: bravo, great show:))
shadowrider: applause
Idealist: great going, all 3 :))
Dthknight: "I did not have sexual relations with that man"
Jerome homesteadonough: Just like Monica, Albanach.
PhantomNJ: get your wallet out now..i'm ready for my date. LOL
Albanach: LewdLinski
Idealist: ok Phantom and Alby, where will you guys have your date? :) and when? :)
Albanach: where dya wanna go big boy - youve got 1 minute and 13 seconds left to be a turn on!!
Chilkoot: can we watch?
Albanach: but of course, dahlings