HAZARD TO HEALTH Material Safety Data Sheet "WOMAN"
- A Chemical Analysis

• Element: Woman
• Symbol: Wo
• Discovered: Unknown
• Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6Kg but may vary from 40Kg to 150Kg
• Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film
2. Boils at various temperatures, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent know to man

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental.
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation
3. Very effective motivating agent

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in its natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

POTENTIAL HAZARDS

1. Highly dangerous when not given proper respect
2. Illegal to possess more than one.