This is so incredible. I just do not believe this. Look what I got in the mail:

Dear Mr. or Ms. Journalist:

We the members of "People United in Deviate Sexuality" are sick and tired of being subjected to the scornful derision of the press. As stewardesses are now "flight attendants" and housewives are "domestic engineers," we take pleasure in announcing the adoption of new, non-pejorative appellations to describe the sexually different:

New Acceptable Term	Old Derisive Term
Unassisted Orgasm Engineer	Masturbator
Semen Retention Specialist	Impotent
Nonprotruberant Genital Administrator	Needledick
Penis Service Provider	Slut
Genital Visibility Specialist	Exhibitionist
Spherical Orgasm Seminar	Circle Jerk
Recumbent Penis Technician	Cocksucker
Rectal Recreation Ranger	Fistfucker
Sphincter Sports Equipment Manager	Fistfuckee
Freelance Gluteal Ambassador	Buttfucker
Coital Colleague of the Defunct	Necrophiliac