"Anything That Moves" Catalog, Winter 1997

Are you suffering from Stiff Little Fingers? Throbbing Gristle? Split Enz? We have what you need for ultimate relaxation for saucy singles, coital couples or those randy rugby players you met on the subway. We carry a complete line of Adult products, including Aromatic Oils, Tantalizing Toys and Allegorical Plays by Sartre and de Beauvier. Order Toll Free at 1-800-ANYTHING-THAT-MOVES (1-800-269-84464842866837). Only for adults or children with cash and stamps.

Item Description Price
7061-01 Red Hot Curry Massage Oil $9.50
7061-02 Love Papadums $6.90
7061-03 Super Long Lasting Raita $8.50
0958-01 Kama Sutra Massage Oil "Aunt Bea's Kitchen" scent $14.25
0958-02 Kama Sutra Massage Oil "Floyd's Barbershop" scent $14.25
0958-03 Kama Sutra Massage Oil "Gomer's Garage" scent $14.25
0958-04 Kama Sutra Massage Oil "Otis's Bunk" scent $14.25
0852-01 Cowboy Bob the inflatable bunkhouse pal $49.40
0852-02 Hiram the burly inflatable ranch hand $49.40
0852-03 Luigi the tawny inflatable chuckwagon cook $49.40
0852-04 motorized li'l dogie $29.50
0852-05 two-speed li'l dogie, gits along in forward and reverse $39.50
0852-06 Cowpoke Cream $11.50
0962-01 Kama Sutra "Treasure Of The Sea" massager, "Abalone" model $21.50
0962-02 Kama Sutra "Treasure Of The Sea" massager, "Halibut" model $24.50
0962-03 Kama Sutra "Treasure Of The Sea" massager, "Hammerhead" model $29.50
1504-01 Sensuous Lovers Sex Kit (specify smooth or chunky) $34.70
1504-02 Regular Folks Sex Kit (specify regular or cable) $34.70
3037-01 Boot Licker's Tongue Balm (black) $13.75
3037-02 Boot Licker's Tongue Balm (brown) $13.75
3037-03 Boot Licker's Tongue Balm (taupe) $13.75
0863-01 Sailor Steve's seafaring massage oil $12.50
0863-02 Sailor Steve's seafaring massage oil, shrimp instead of clams $19.50
8212-01 Champagne Bubble Bath smells just like "Giorgio" $9.50
8212-02 Champagne Bubble Bath smells just like "White Diamonds" $9.50
8212-03 Real Live Skunk $9.50
0964-01 Kama Sutra "New York" Weekender Kit
(includes one condom and 8 oz. pepper spray)
$24.40
0964-02 Kama Sutra "Los Angeles" Weekender Kit
(includes eight condoms and four "Hello -- My Name is" labels)
$24.40
0961-01 Kama Sutra Honey Paprika Cream $12.90
0961-02 Randy the inflatable paramedic $49.40
7057-01 Tender Touch Massage Kit, four pieces $18.50
7057-02 Tender Touch Massage Kit, eight pieces $24.50
7057-03 Tender Touch Massage Kit, twelve pieces, salsa and tortillas $29.50
1692-01 Pleasure Balm -- when ecstasy is your aim $12.50
1692-02 Ennui Balm -- when you're just trying to kill an evening $12.50

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