Welcome to our little test. It aims to expose some of the myths and prejudices surrounding heterosexuality - NOT! Please, if you're one of those elusive heterosexuals, feel free to fill out this modest questionaire and make a contribution to humankind's knowledge.

We've had a bit of flak from these pages, so please duly note that they are not an attack on heterosexuality but rather a satirical look at homophobia. If you must take offence, remember that gay people get asked these same questions far too often. Besides, some of our best friends are heterosexuals!