Greetings and Salutations! Welcome to my world. It's a world of laughter, a world of joy. No, wait. That's DISNEYLAND! Sorry! I'm always getting Disneyland and my life confused. I know that could be a problem for some, but . . . NOT FOR ME!

So. Now that you've bothered to drop by I suppose you want me to tell you a little about myself, right? Well, I think I'm up to that. First off, let me apologize for not having a picture of myself on my page. I'm working on it, okay?

I am a Mormon.
I am a Feminist.
I am Gay.

THINGS I LIKE

• Lunch at the Westside Cafe -- especially the California Nosh (sandwich #3) with extra avocado and mustard. Yum!
• Reading Dave Barry and Leslea Newman. Read her latest column at Bay Windows.
• D. Michael Quinn and Edwin Brown Firmage (the two best LDS historians and authors in the world).
• Spaghetti.
• The color green.
• Seth, Tim, Lesley, Mike, Stephanie, Deirdre, Scott, Cindy, Jessica, Paul, Kelly Branwyn, Steve, Mary, Steve II, John Matthew, Elizabeth Ann, Daniel Adam, Stephen, Kathleen, and Ashley.
• People who say hello or sign my guestbook.

THINGS I DON'T LIKE

• Geraldo.
• Mushrooms.
• Spaghetti-O's.
• Tennis shoes.
• Bob Dole.
• People who don't say hello or sign my guestbook.

SOME STATS

• Name: John Robert Andrews III.
• Father: John Robert Andrews Jr.
• Mother: Byllie Marie D'Amato Andrews.
• Brothers and sisters: None in the traditional sense.
• Date of birth: 11 March, 1974.
• Sign: Pisces.
• Born on my birthday: Douglas Adams (which I happen to think is very cool).
• Other people born on my birthday: Monica and Michelle Jezycki (pronounced Yuh-ZHITS-kee), twin daughters of my former Vice Principal.
• Hair: Brown (but rapidly greying).
• Eyes: Brown.
• Height: 6'2".
• Weight: Don't ask, don't tell (It's actually a great idea -- just not for gays in the military).
• Religion: LDS (Mormon).
• Stake: Reno Nevada North.
• Other Stakes I've been in: Reno Nevada, Boston Massachusetts.
• Ward: Reno University.
• Other Wards I've been in: Tahoe North, Washoe Valley, Cambridge University.
• Schools: Incline Elementary, Incline Middle, Incline High, Truckee Meadows Community College, University of Nevada Reno.
• Organizations: Mu Alpha Theta (national mathematics honor society), Mensa, National Forensics League, the Foundation for Ancient Research and Mormon Studies.
• Books I read: Mormon history, Mormon feminism, some science fiction, some gay fiction (the "good" kind), the Scriptures.
• Magazines I read: The Ensign of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Saints' Herald (RLDS), Dialogue: A Journal of Mormon Thought, Sunstone, Out, The Advocate, Genre, x|y, Rolling Stone, The Atlantic Monthly, The New Yorker.
• Newspapers I read: The Salt Lake Tribune, The San Francisco Chronicle, The LDS Church News, Bay Windows, The Boston Phoenix.

If there's anything else you'd like to know about me, you had better say hello or sign my guestbook.

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