GREDSTERN'S GH RUMORS PAGE

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TOTALLY confused? Come on in for An Early Lesson in Luncheon Meats!


Enter the chamber of rumors and discount waterbeds for the tastier banners and info: Hosted by DILL! He's got the spice, baby!

LOOK FOR THE S.S MINNOW in the LAST Banner on the PAGE! July 22nd...Gilligan is coming! (Thanks, Ginger!)

Banner ID: last dance


We're giving you only the IMPORTANT stuff here...the rest is, well, somewhere under the sofa, I think.

  • Look for up to 21 cast members to leave with one recast (Audrey) coming soon. (We're hearing Margaret Cho.)
  • What face from GH's past also is after Pier 52? Rhymes with Skinny Bee Dolt!
  • JFP will remain unliked for at least 6 months, if not longer.
  • Lucas is finally going to... well, you know!
  • A fed-up Sonny will put his hand to his face, then pull it down over his mouth and chin.
  • Something that's missing -- i.e. compelling narrative, strong women, a bad light shed on mob tactics -- will cause quite a turn of events.
  • Lucky gets shouting mad! Just watch! We know!
  • Maxie catches a yellow bus to Camp Crystal Lake, is not seen until August.


    Hey, there's always Dill....All Pickles. All the Time.


    The preceding parody was a production of Top10Enterprises. You know I love ya, Laura! ;o) 1