TOP 10 WAYS THAT LIZZIE READING THE
PHONE BOOK WOULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING
THAN CERTAIN "GH" STORYLINES
[10] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: Alphabetical.......GH STORYLINES: Tony is pathetic-al.
[9] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: Occasional pauses for her to flash that trademark troublemaking teen tart's smirk.......GH STORYLINES: Occasional pauses to make s'mores.
[8] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: If we're lucky, she'll do the Yellow Pages as well.......GH STORYLINES: If we're lucky, Robin will run out of breath during one of her preachy speeches.
[7] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: Superb bedtime reading, as the soothing echoes of name after name lulls you to a peaceful sleep........GH STORYLINES: Scenes with Katherine and Stefan put you out like a big iron sledgehammer, heck, you even wake up with a headache!
[6] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: 1,183 Smiths.......GH STORYLINES: Just two Macs.
[5] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: Not many X's.......GH STORYLINES: So many "Why?"s.
[4] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: Names of people from dozens of diverse countries.......GH STORYLINES: Nikolas writing "LEAVE!" to Sarah in a dozen different languages.
[3] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: Lizzie is so damn bOuNcY!.......GH STORYLINES: Some land with a big dull "THUD!".
[2] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: Might only be interrupted by grandma Audrey, saying Lizzie should be busy doing homework instead.......GH STORYLINES: Might only be interrupted by Peter Jennings with an urgent ABC News Special Report about one of the Spice Girls skiing into a tree.
[1] LIZZIE READING PHONE BOOK: The sensual sound of her soft, sexy voice.......GH STORYLINES: The scary sounds of the assorted voices in Brenda's head instructing her to kill everyone alive.