THE TOP 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the 12th day of Christmas, GH gave to me...
12 Brendas thrashing,
11 Timorias crashing,
10 Katherines slipping,
9 Emilys tripping,
8 Carlys fibbing,
7 Lukes ad-libbing,
6 V's weed-scoring,
5 Kristen Bergman rinnnnnnnnngs,
4 ribbed Enduros,
3 French Robins,
2 Mac Scorpios,
and a Gatsby stuck up in a tree.