TOP 10 CHANGES WE'D SEE ON "GH"
IF DOGS PRODUCED THE SHOW
(10) Robert Scorpio's mutt Friday returns for a steamy love triangle with Annabelle and Foster.
(9) SEINFELD's "Newman" is cast as Norman, Port Charles' new slow-moving mailman.
(8) Less Brenda & Jax; a whole lot more hydrants.
(7) Larger portions at Kelly's and The Outback means more leftover table scraps!
(6) Katherine Bell recast with a giant life-size chew toy.
(5) Pooches start digging up the yards...."Hey, look, we found Simone and Gina!"
(4) Signs on Spoon Island changed from "BEWARE OF ALEXIS" to "BEWARE OF DOG".
(3) Even more humping going on at the outdoor chapel ruins.
(2) "Son of a bitch" no longer just an angry expletive, but now marks the kick-off of a new long-lost child storyline!
(1) "Watch out for that steamroller, Gatsby!"