TOP 10 WAYS AN ANVIL IS BETTER
THAN ALEXIS' "NATASHA" PLAN
(10) ALEXIS' PLAN: Full of incest-laden irony.....ANVIL: Just full of iron.
(9) ALEXIS' PLAN: Reliant upon George's shakey stories....ANVIL: Reliant upon good old fashioned
gravity.
(8) ALEXIS' PLAN: Could unravel if Stefan merely speaks to Katherine.....ANVIL: Does not speak, only
sound it makes is "Splat!"
(7) ALEXIS' PLAN: Robs precious scene time from the Dara/Justus/Simone love triangle.....ANVIL: Would
take one scene (maybe two, for clean-up), then all done.
(6) ALEXIS' PLAN: Starts with expensive retouched photos.....ANVIL: Starts with a simple push.
(5) ALEXIS' PLAN: Wiley, shrewd and clever (ingenius).....ANVIL: Oft-used by Wile E. Coyote
(super-genius).
(4) ALEXIS' PLAN: Can be improved with better, more careful thinking.....ANVIL: Can only be improved
with the addition of a falling piano.
(3) ALEXIS' PLAN: Any slip-ups, and it could eventually be traced back to Alexis......ANVIL: Cast iron
surface is fingerprint-resistant, although wearing heavy gardening gloves would be a wise precautionary
measure.
(2) ALEXIS' PLAN: Spoiled by lack of a GH Head Writer.....ANVIL: Spoiled only by one of those ACME
Giant Coiled Springs.
(1) ALEXIS' PLAN: Will make Stefan refocus his energies and ascend to new heights of power.....ANVIL:
Will make Kat flat.