TOP 10 THINGS A.J. SUPPOSEDLY
DID WHILE "BLACKED OUT"
(10) Had a drink at Neptune's Net, kissed Mick on the lips, then went on a booze binge.
(9) Followed Brenda around town, smacking her tempting buttocks each time she bent over in her shiny pants.
(8) Told Ruby that Annabelle eats dog food that looks better than the meatloaf at Kelly's....
(7) ...then grilled Ruby about whatever happened to the old diner entrance by the stairs.
(6) Kept calling Melissa Reeves' house and hanging up.
(5) Terrible, terrible things with a sheep.
(4) Played in a charity softball game on a team made up entirely of AJs and Dawns....Sharon Case went
2-for-4 with an RBI double, and Gerald Hopkins made a great diving catch in left field.
(3) Repeatedly smacked himself on the forehead, exclaiming, "Holy crap, I've got a storyline now!!"
(2) Poured vodka all over his shirt, unbuttoned it, and passed out face-up in an alley in the classic
"spread-eagle drunk" pose.
(1) Waited patiently for Alan & Monica to get done with their anniversary flashbacks so he could be picked up.