TOP 10 THINGS BRENDA HAS BEEN
WATCHING ON TV IN THE CABIN
(10) The local news, so she can get refreshed on her current fashionmodel/record tycoon resume.
(9) MTV's "House of Style", while taking thorough, copious notes.
(8) Barney singing endless, tedious verses of "I love you, you love me"......or is that a Stefan and Kat scene?
(7) Doing double-takes at some oddly familiar 100 Grand Bar and Celestial Seasonings Tea commercials.
(6) Not nearly enough underwear commercials featuring Antonio Sabato Jr.
(5) Lots and lots of static and squiggly lines.
(4) News coverage of the turnover of Hong Kong from Britain to China--she has always believed that the
unified Communist policies of Ho Chih Minh's People's Republic, while extreme, would help the solidarity of
the Chinese populus as a whole.
(3) "The Price is Right", although she strongly feels that Bob Barker should change his last name to
Christopher.
(2) Late night reruns of classic episodes of WLPC's "Teen Time" music video show, as well as the
always-uplifting "The Colton Connection".
(1) "Guiding Light".