TOP 10 THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT
ROBIN TO SAY AT THE NURSES BALL
10. �Psst, Maxie, can you order a beer for me? Please?�
9. �Kevin, I�m halfway done with my sequel to GENERAL HOMICIDE. It�s called GENERAL SPERMICIDE.�
8. �If I was any more of a token, I�d be hanging around Elizabeth�s neck on a chain.�
7. �Silly Alan, you dozed off again. Now let me finish telling you about how my therapy has been going...�
6. �No, YOU listen, Carly. The only reason Jason ever slept with you in the first place is because, well, you�re womanly and stuff.�
5. �You�re heading to the cineplex to see "Boys And Girls"? Um, no thanks, Nikolas, I�ll take a rain check.�
4. �Psst, LuLu! Maxie bailed on me. Can you do me a favor and...�
3. �Where�s Jason? I have a big, sexy hug with his name written allll over it.�
2. �Well, hello, wittle bitty Michael! Remember me? I�m the one who turned your serene life upside down all because I had a bad day!�
1. �Oh my God, Felicia! Luke! Now it�s one thing if you�re going to partake in such lewd and lustful acts in the coat room, but at least use an Enduro Brand Premium Latex Condom! Here, let me slit open my new case...�