TOP 10 ACTS YOU WON’T SEE
AT THE 1999 NURSES BALL
10. Simon, sitting in a chair, pointing out the assorted grammatical errors in PCO message board posts. For 45 minutes straight.
9. Elizabeth and Nikolas doing a charming little tap dance, oblivious to the thumping noises and cries for help coming from below the stage, where Lucky’s cell is located.
8. A masked magician named The Great Wendela, who mysteriously makes Justus and Dara disappear.
7. With “Dueling Banjos” playing in the background, Lila and Lesley compete to see who can reveal the most household objects hidden in their hair.
6. Sonny singing to Hannah “I’ve Grown Accustomed To Your Face.”
5. Just eight words: Tammy and the Port Charles University Football Team.
4. Jason, Stefan and Taggert’s madcap, riotous, knee-slapping Three Stooges routine.
3. Juan’s dead-on impersonation of ABC news reporter Sam Donaldson.
2. Anything where Lucy isn’t a cartoon-like, scatter-brained, babbling fountain of nails-on-a-blackboard hyperactivity.
1. Alan Quartermaine’s encore performance of “Bowling Robin for Dollars”