BRENDA'S TOP 10 FIREFIGHTING TIPS
[10] Scream at the fire.
[9] Yell at the fire.
[8] Scream again.
[7] Force your 102 lb. frame past three burly cops.
[6] Use Robin's 92 lb. body as a battering ram to get past that fourth cop.
[5] Stomp out flames with the handiest tripod.
[4] Yell Jax's name loudly, so that the flames might stop burning for a moment or two, and let him out.
[3] Run to get some graham crackers and marshmallows.
[2] Flail arms wildly, per chance to fan out the flames.
[1] When all else fails, signal the slo-motion cameraman and cue the dramatic music.