1) Man, ever since Lucky discovered Anna in a neighboring cell on May 14, I haven’t been able to tear myself away from this show! Awesome spoiler!
2) Maybe Simon would fare better if he offered V. sex on a flotation device?
3) Or would the Tin Man have been a more likely person to return from V’s past and become her romantic partner?
4) You have to think that Stephen Nichols believed Genie Francis’ return a year ago would IMPROVE his storyline, and not obliterate it to nearly nothing. Right?
5) I mean, he has gone from threatening the world with a computer virus to worrying whether Laura will think the lemonade is too tart.
6) Imagine AMC’s Cameron Mathison or OLTL’s Timothy Gibbs playing Junior, and all of a sudden this becomes a real storyline!
7) That singed letter of Lila’s sure seemed quite readable, considering that all but one inch on the right side was burnt to a crisp.
8) If Ricky Martin returned as Miguel, would he still try to flip his hair between lines?
9) If you really want to get my attention, have Vanessa co-star with Corey Feldman in her new play.
10) Can Genie Francis sue for the camera angle they shot her at while Laura was in the hospital?
11) On the heels of Soap Opera Digest’s repeated claim that Felicia is the only person in PC who knows Faison, they are now reporting that Bobbie is still a virgin.
12) If Tyler Christopher leaves, can we in good conscience put a fork in the Cassidine family? They're this summer's real Phantom Menace…
13) Damn, you know your police department is asleep at the wheel when the commissioner himself vanishes off the face of the earth.
14) My VCR screwed up and didn’t tape May 26th — did I miss Lizzie’s grieving period?
15) Bravo to Anthony Geary for going the extra mile as an actor and shaving for HIS flashbacks… (maybe it's because they didn't take place in Greece?)
16) Will Dara’s storyline hang in limbo now that Vanita Harbour is on maternity leave?
17) Hannah sure must remind Sonny a lot of Brenda. (Well, except the fact that Hannah is a grown, confident woman.)
18) Carly… Jason… a swing set. Don’t even pretend to tell me that your mind stopped there.
19) Does Excedrin cure the aches and pains associated with reconstructive surgery?
