1) Lila's speech patterns sure changed a lot in the 50 years since she sounded like Felicia, huh?
2) And thank heaven Lila grew up in a living room identical to the Quartermaine's... wouldn't want to have to build a
new set or nothing!
3) On a related note... Does John J. York go home at night and wonder, ''Could it get any worse? I'm now living
vicariously through Kristina Wagner's barely-there storyline.'' That old WEREWOLF series must be looking pretty
good right now
4) Was Lucky and Liz's fixation with barbequed ribs supposed to be some sort of sick joke on the part of the writers?
Because Lucky sure is looking like a barbequed rib himself right about now (minus the cole slaw)
5) Since Justus is a virtual character, can we send virtual flower bouqets over the Internet to his hospital room?
6) Or, said differently, If a tree fell in the forest right smack dab on top of Justus' head, would it make a sound?
7) Accordingly, does Joseph Phillips (ex-Justus) feel like he lost his seat on the Titanic?
8) The few conspiracy nuts out there who suspect Hannah is actually Robin obviously have NOT seen the new girl's
silhouette. :o)
9) I realize it happened clear across town from the Q mansion, but could Lucky's fire have been set by the insane heat
eminating from Jason/Carly's kiss?
10) On a related note... it's funny, but Jason never kissed Robin like that.
11) Are licenses required to fly aircraft? And if so, why does Jax still have his?
12) Take that Carly/Hannah slapfest, add Jell-O and thong swimsuits, and you have a viewer for life.
13) I mean damn, Mac used to blow up ships for a living. Now doesn't even have the Outback anymore!
14) I assume that Tony's secret analysis of Katherine Bell's medical condition is proceeding nicely?
15) Hey all of us old-timers, let's take a moment to think back to the grand ol' days when Ned had his own storyline
and practically ran the show...
16) It's official when my wife says it. Regarding Sonny's new line of work: ''Could they think of anything lamer than
coffee?''
17) When I'm wrong, I admit it. Kimberly McCullough *DID* get another acting job after GH. I stand corrected.
18) Or did R.J. Gannon start Lucky's fire?
19) I mean this in the nicest possible way, I sincerely do, because I absolutely *adore* Lila and Anna Lee: Felicia
better hurry up with those interviews.
20) Seen in the LOST & FOUND ads of my local paper: ''MISSING: STEFAN'S AURA OF MYSTERY AND
MENACE. LAST SEEN AT BACHANALIA BALL SPRING 1998. IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN ASAP.''
