Issue #5 Tuesday, 28th October, 1997 0p

Welcome to the New-look Hamster Times

You may, or may not notice, that the Hamster Times has changed - well, we all have to sometime don't we? Anyway, if you're feeling lost, click the nice little help button (its the one shaped like a question mark) on the icon bar at the top of the screen. If, for some reason, you don't like having images on, you should select the thing that says [Help].

Anyway, in this week's Hamster Times we have...

Rants! Our Editorial column, containing something a little strange from our Art Editor. Still, he should be alright if he keeps taking the pills...

The News - yes! What would we be without news but a mumbo-jumbo collection of strange words and monkey dung. Well. Maybe not. Who knows, who cares?

Our Lettuce page, in which you, the reader, sends words of wit and encouragement, not to mention sexy underwear, assorted chocolate novelties, and a protractor named Philip.

Our Feature of the Week. Well, what are we looking into this week? I'm not sure I should tell you - If I do, the men with the big black markers will surely be back writing untoward things all over your screen!

The Spice of Life. Oh what a tangled web we weave, do we have an exclusive Spice Girl interview, or are we just making stuff up? Who knows? Who Cares? Why so many questions?

A photostory about half a dozen 20-somethings who have fun together. We like to call it, Fronds, but we're strange like that...

SPORT! Well, she likes sport doesn't she, know-what-I-mean... A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat..

The DEPTHS OF HECK! oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. Scary.

Our Disclaimer. Read, Digest, and share.

Our back issue Archive - where all our fun-filled previous issues can be found.

Well, that's all we have for the moment - have fun y'hear!

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