Catisms

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Finally a guide to what your cat is really trying to say!

Cat is laying on it's back with the fluffy belly protruding upwards, giving you "the look" cat belly.gif
HUMAN: Ahhh look, kitty wants a belly rub.
CAT: Maybe if I look cute enough, they'll give me a can of tuna!

Cat frantically kneads your stomach cat kneading.gif
HUMAN: This cat really loves me.
CAT: Tubby has gained some weight, I'd better give him a good workout!

Cat tugs relentlessly at your hair before the alarm clock rings
cat and mouse.gif
HUMAN: Kitty wants me to get out of this nice warm bed and feed him.
CAT: I know I'll find some fun critters to play with in this rat's nest!

Cat sits on computer, keyboard, or scanner
HUMAN: This cat is always getting in
my way when I'm trying to work.
CAT: It's my web page, and I want creative control!

TOES
mean foot eating cat!
HUMAN: those things that wiggle
at the end of my feet
CAT: MUNCHIES!

Due to the number of wonderful contributions from you cool cats out there, we've moved the
translations from our friends
section to a brand new page!
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