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                         Irisheyes Mud Pie   

            (and yes this is MY homepage)   
           
    25 Chocolate Wafer Cookies (8 1/2 Oz. Pkg) -- crushed  1 1/3 cups   
    1/4  Cup           (1/2 Stick) Butter Or Margarine -- softened   
    1/2  Gal           Coffee Ice Cream -- slightly softened   
    1/4  Cup           Fudge Topping (11 Oz Jar)   
    Whipped Cream   
    Toasted Sliced Almonds   
       
    Combine cookie crumbs and butter in medium bowl, using a   
    fork to cut in butter.  Press firmly over bottom and sides of   
    9" pie plate and chill.   
    Soften ice cream slightly in a chilled bowl, just enough to spread.    
    Spoon into chilled crust, smoothing surface.  Freeze until firm.    
    Drizzle fudge topping over pie and freeze.   
    To serve: Top with whipped cream and sliced almonds.   
       
          
         
           
       Michael Jordan's Favorite   
        U.S. Government
      Chocolate Chip Units Official
    Recipe By : Known, but unnamed Government Engineer   
    Serving Size : 72 Preparation Time :0:35
        1 cup brown sugar, packed   
        1/2 cup granulated sugar   
        1/2 cup shortening   
        1 cup butter -- softened   
        2 large eggs   
        1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract   
        2 1/2 cups all purpose flour   
        1/2 teaspoon salt   
        1 teaspoon baking soda 
                        24 ounces chocolate chips**   

    Guidance   
    After procurement actions, de-containerize inputs. Perform   
    measurement tasks on a case-by-case basis. In a mixing-type   
    bowl, impact heavily on brown sugar, granulated sugar,   
    softened butter and shortening. Coordinate the interface   
    of eggs and vanilla, avoiding an overrun scenario to the best   
    of your skills and abilities. At this point in time, leverage flour,   
    baking soda and salt into a bowl and aggregate. Equalize with   
    prior mixture and develop intense and continuous liaison among   
    inputs until well-coordinated. Aggregate chocolate subsystem with   
    mixture and execute stirring operations. Within this time frame,   
    take action to prepare the heating environment by manually   
    setting the oven baking unit by hand to a temperature of 375  
    degrees Fahrenheit (190 degrees Celsius). Drop mixture in an   
    ongoing fashion from a teaspoon implement onto an ungreased   
    cookie sheet at intervals sufficient enough apart to permit total   
    and permanent separation of throughputs to the maximum extent   
    practicable under operating conditions. Position cookie sheet in   
    a bake situation and surveil for 8 to 10 minutes or until cooking   
    action terminates.  Initiate coordination of outputs within the   
    cooling rack function.  Containerize, wrap in red tape and   
    disseminate to authorized staff personnel on a timely and   
    expeditious basis.   
    **I NEVER put nuts in my cookies and always put in two bags   
    of chocolate chips.  Also needed more butter, Official gov't   
    cookies don't skimp on the good stuff, especially with our new   
    donut swilling Commander in Chief.   
    (Probably the only issue the prez and I could agree on!)   
    Output: Six dozen official government chocolate chip cookie units.   

         
         
         
      Bord's Favorite Beignets   
         
         
          Ingredients: 
                           1/2 cup boiling water   
                           2 tbsp. shortening   
                           1/4 cup sugar   
                           1/2 tsp. salt   
                           1/2 cup evaporated milk   
                           1/2 package yeast   
                           1/4 cup warm water   
                           1 egg, beaten   
                           3 3/4 cups silted flour (approximately)   
                           Confectioners sugar   
                             
                           Cooking Instructions   
      1.  Pour boiling water over shortening, sugar and salt.   
      2.  Add milk and let stand until warm.   
      3.  Dissolve yeast in warm water and add to milk mixture   
      with the beaten egg.   
      4.  Stir in 2 cups flour. Beat Add enough flour to make   
     a soft dough.   
      5.  Place in a greased bowl; grease top of dough, cover   
     with waxed paper and a cloth; chill until ready to use.   
      6.  Roll dough to 1/8 inch thickness.   
      7.  Do not let dough rise before frying.   
      8.  Cut into squares and fry, a few at a time, in   
     deep hot fat (360 F); brown on one side, turn and   
    brown on other.   
      9.  Drain on absorbent paper.   
    10.  Sprinkle with confectioners sugar.   

              Yields 2 1/2 dozen   

     "Coffee as strong as Cafe' du Monde,   
     Donuts are too hot to touch.   
     Just like a fool, when those sweet goodies cool,   
     I eat till I eat way too much."   
    Jimmy Buffett, "The Wino and I Know"   
    (on his album "Living and Dying in Three-Quarter Time")   
    Buffett's on the mark on this one. It's more than possible to   
    eat way too much coffee and donuts, that's for sure. He's also   
    right about the terminology, also: locals usually refer to beignets   
    as "donuts," as in "coffee and donuts." The phrase "coffee   
    and donuts" doesn't mean stopping at the Dunkin' or Tastee   
    place. It means something very specific, either Cafe du Monde   
    or Morning Call.   

         
   
      Canach's Nanaimo Bars
    In saucepan, put:   
    ½ cup margarine or butter   
    5 tbsp white sugar   
    5 tbsp cocoa   
    1 beaten egg   
    1 tsp. vanilla.   
    Cook until mixture begins to thicken. Remove from heat and add   
    1 cup desiccated coconut   
    ½ cup chopped walnuts   
    1 ¾ cups graham wafer crumbs.   
    Mix well. Pat firmly into 9" greased cake pan. Chill   
    Filling: Cream ¼ cup margarine. Add 2 tbsp Bird's Custard   
    powder, 3 tbsp milk, 2 cups icing sugar. Blend then beat at   
    high speed until smooth and creamy. Spread over bottom layer   
    in pan. Chill until firm. Top with chocolate frosting.   
    Keep refrigerated.   
       
     
Magda2's Mexican Skillet Chili
    1 lb. ground meat(i use turkey)    
    1 med onion    
    1 can black beans (drained)    
    3 cups spaghetti sauce    
    11/2 cups water    
    3 tbsp chili powder    
    1 tbsp cumin    
    1 small green pepper    
    Brown meat and onions. Add rest and simmer 10 minutes   
    1 box corn muffin mix    
    1 31/2 oz. can creamed corn    
    1 can green chilies    
    1 egg    
    1/3 cup milk    
    3 tbsp minced onion    
    Mix above ingredients and pour over chili. Cover and cook   
    over low heat for about 30 minutes   

       

    Earth's Stirred Steak and Veggies   
       
    Microwave   
        
    1-3/4 lbs sirloin steak cut in bite size pieces   
    1 small onion. sliced thinly   
    1 green pepper, sliced thinly   
    1 can whole mushrooms, drained   
    8 oz tomato sauce   
    1/4 cup soya sauce   
    1 tbsp vinegar, white   
    garlic   
    ginger   
        
    Cook meat on 'roast' in microwave for 4-5 minutes, or until   
    no longer pink. Stir occasionally. Top beef with vegetables.   
    Mix tomato sauce, soya sauce, vinegar, garlic, and ginger. Pour   
    over veggies.   
    Cover. Cook at 3/4 temp (roast) in microwave for 5 to 6 minutes   
    until veggies are crisp/tender. Let stand 5 minutes. Arrange   
    veggies in center of platter. Ring with meat and top with sauce.   
       

           
            From Twotone
         Big Tom's Stud Muffins   
             
     
       3      large         banana -- mashed   
       2/3  cup           sugar   
       2                    eggs   
       6      tablespoons   butter -- melted   
       1      teaspoon      vanilla extract   
       2      cups          flour   
       2      tablespoons   baking soda   
       1/2  cup           butter milk   
       2/3  cup           semisweet chocolate chips   
     
    Preheat oven to 350^F.  In a medium bowl, mash bananas   
    with a fork.  Add sugar and eggs and mix well.  Stir in melted   
    butter and vanilla.   
    Add flour, baking soda, and buttermilk.  Stir with a fork just   
    enough to combine.  Stir in chocolate chips.  Spoon batter into   
    lightly greased non-stick 6 muffin tin, filling almost full.    
    Bake 22-25 minutes, or until golden and a cake tester inserted   
    in center comes out clean.  Let stand 5 minutes, then transfer   
    to rack to cool, or just eat!!!   
     
 
Wannawin's Best Ever Brownies 
 
 
    2 (1-ounce squares) unsweetened chocolate   
    1/2 cup butter   
    2 eggs, beaten   
    1 cup sugar   
    1 teaspoon vanilla   
    1/2 cup sifted flour   
    1/8 teaspoon salt   
    3/4 cup chopped walnuts
    Melt chocolate and butter over low heat.  Cool slightly.   
    Beat eggs in a small bowl with electric beater.    
    Gradually beat in sugar until mixture is fluffy and thick.   
    Gradually stir in chocolate and vanilla.   
    Fold in flour and salt until well blended.   
    Stir in nuts.   
    Spread evenly in a greased 8 x 8 x 2 inch pan.   
    Bake at 350 for 30 minutes.   
    Cool in pan on rack.   
    Cut into 16 bars.   
       
         
         
             From Lucim
          Hilma's Coffee Cake   
         
      1 cup butter or oleo    
      1 cup sugar   
      2 eggs   
      2 cups flour   
      1 tsp. baking powder   
      1 cup buttermilk    
      1 tsp. vanilla   
      1 tsp. baking soda   
         
         
    Use cake method of mixing. Pour half of batter into   
    lightly greased pan.   
    Cover with half of cinnamon topping. Pour remaining   
    half of batter over the mixture then cover with rest of topping.   
    CINNAMON TOPPING   
    1/3 cup packed brown sugar   
    1 cup chopped pecans    
    1 tsp. cinnamon   
    1/4 cup white sugar   
    ICING   
    1 TBS. milk   
    1 TBS. butter or oleo   
    1 cup powdered sugar   
    Use either 9X9 or 13X9X2 pan. Cool cake about 15 minutes   
    then swirl frosting on top.   
    Sour cream can be used instead of buttermilk (I have always used   
    buttermilk)   
    Bake 40 minutes at 325 degrees..   
      
         

                          From UproarIsaac   
                 Godiva's Tiramisu   
         

         5      Ounces    Godiva Liqueur -- Divided   
         1/2   Cup          Strong Black Coffee Or Expresso   
         16                     Ladyfingers   
         1      Pound       Mascarpone Cheese   
         2                       Eggs -- Separated   
         1/3  Cup           Confectioner's Sugar   
         4     Ounces     Dark Chocolate -- Grated   
       

    Mix 3 oz. of Godiva Liqueur with coffee, and set aside.    
    For each serving, trim 4 ladyfingers to fit along the sides   
    and bottom of a 1 cup souffle dish. Pour 1 oz. of the    
    reserved coffee into each souffle dish and set   
    aside. Beat together the mascarpone cheese, egg yolks,    
    sugar and remaining 2 oz. of Godiva Liqueur until smooth.    
    Whip the egg whites until stiff, and fold into the cheese.    
    Divide the filling evenly among the souffle dishes;   
    sprinkle with chocolate and refrigerate overnight.    
       
          
       
 Misskitty's Penne with Artichokes
 
 
      1 package (10 ounces) frozen artichoke hearts   
      1 1/4 cups water   
      2 tbs lemon juice   
      5 cloves of garlic, minced   
      2 tbs olive oil, divided   
      2 ouces sun-dried tomatoes in oil, drained   
      2 small dried hot red peppers, crushed   
      2 tbs chopped fresh parsley   
      1/4 tsp salt   
      1/4 tsp black pepper   
      3/4 cup fresh bread crumbs   
      1 tbs chopped garlic   
      12 ounces uncooked penne, hot cooked and drained   
      1 tbs grated Romano cheese
    Cook artichokes in water and lemon juice in medium saucepan   
    over medium heat until tender.  Cool artichokes, then cut into   
    quarters.  Reserve artichoke liquid.  Cook and stir 5 cloves   
    minced garlic in 1 1/2 tbs olive oil in large skillet over medium  
    high heat  until golden.  Reduce heat to low.  Add artichokes   
    and tomatoes; simmer 1 minute.  Stir in artichoke liquid,   
    red peppers, parsley, salt and black pepper.  Simmer 5 minutes.   
    Meanwhile, in small skillet, cook and stir bread crumbs and   
    1 tbs chopped garlic in remaining 1/2 tbs oil.  In large bowl,   
    pour artichoke sauce over penne; toss gently to coat.  Sprinkle   
    with bread crumb mixture and cheese.   

    Makes 4 to 6 servings   
       

         

      Uproar Poot's Mint Julep   

       Ingredients:   
       4 sprigs fresh mint    
       3 oz. Jack Daniel's (or more to taste)   
       1 tsp. powdered sugar    
       2 tsp. spring water    

       Instructions:   
       Muddle mint, sugar and water in a pint glass like   
      you know you can.   
      Fill glass with shaved or crushed ice and add that Jack.   
      Oh yeah.   
      Throw more ice on top and drop another mint sprig   
       on it, baby.   
       Serve with a straw. Sit outside. Listen to Barry White.   

         
       

     
     
       
       
 
 
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