Unfortunately at the moment I only have a minimal amount of jokes and riddles, so bear with me! If you have any jokes, or riddles for me, than please e-mail me. Enjoy!
JOKES:
1] What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
-Is it mine!?
2] Why can't blondes dial 911?
-Because they can't find the number eleven.
3]What do you call a man with half a brain?
-Gifted.
4]Why is it that single women always complain that all good men are married, while married woman complain that they have such lousy husbands?
-This just proves that there are NO good men!
5] TOP 10 REASONS COMPUTERS ARE MALE.
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. THey look nice and shinny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size doesn't matter.
6] What kind of music does a rabbit listen to?
- Hip Hop
PONDERING QUESTIONS:
1] Why is abbreviation such a long word?
2] Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
3] Why do you need a drivers license to buy liqour when you can't drink and drive?
4] If 7-11 is opened 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?
5] Why is it when you transport something by a car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by a ship, it is
called cargo.
6] Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7] Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
8] Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
9] Why is it that when men are driving and looking for an address, they turn down the radio volume?
10] Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
11] Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
