The Chosen Ones

Submitted by: Reuben Carlsen

Ever wondered why are the Jewish Are The Chosen People?
Well, when Moses was on earth back then he was given the Ten Commandments, but he was not told actually what he should do with them.
He took them to England and confronted a Pom and asked, "Would You Like A Commandment?" The Pom replied, "What's a Commandment?" Moses took a tablet and read, "Thou Shalt Not Steal!" The Pom replied, "Piss off, we don't want any of that here!"

Moses went to America and confronted a Yank with the same question, "Would You Like A Commandment?" The Yank replied, "What's a Commandment?" Moses took a tablet and read, "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery!" The Yank replied, "Buzz off, we don't want any of that here!"

And so Moses went on his way around the world always getting the same response until he arrived in Jerusalem. Moses confronted a Jew with the same question, "Would you like a Commandment?" The Jew replied, "How Much Are They?" Moses replied, "Well...they are Free!" The Jew replied, "THEN I'LL TAKE TEN!"

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