"The Entertainer"

"All About Me!"




This is the life, and what a life it is. I'm a gorgeous Snowshoe Siamese (cross between a Siamese and an American Shorthair).
LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!


"Just Hanging Around".

"Who ate all the Cherrios?
Uh Oh...Stuck Again!"

"Say What?
Get Down?
Get Off The Bread Maker?
Not On Your Life.
Make Me!!!! "

HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES
I was left on my human's door step. I know, you've heard that one before, but it's really true. My human mother's son looked out the back door and there I was. This gorgeous hunk of cat crying for something to eat. I was soooo....... irresitable that my human mother fell head over heels in love with me at first site. She immediately brought me into the house. You should have seen the look on my human father's face. "Not another cat?" But my human mother always convinces dad that all the cats are wonderful. It only took a few minutes and mother found the huge abcess on my back that was infected and making me sick. Well, you can guess what happened next. Mother immediately found the peroxide and tried to clean that abcess up but I ended up at the cat doctors getting a shot, meooooooooowwww!!!!!! I didn't like that. I then got 5 days of medicine, yuk! Mom got me all better even though I had a bald spot on my back for over a year. Somehow I knew mom was great and loved me tons cause the vet bill was over $100. Life was great until one day I found myself at the cat doctor again. I felt fine. Why was I here? I wasn't sick. Soon I went to sleep at the cat doctor's and when I woke up I didn't feel so fine. My mother had had me fixed. You know what I mean. Fixed. No more girl friends for me. I was now a permanent house fixture. No more all night strolls. Well, that wasn't the end of it. I caught some dreaded disease from the cat doctor's clinic and started sneezing blood out my nose. I couldn't eat or drink. I felt like I was dying. My mom was really upset and I got to go see a new cat doctor that kept me over night at his hospital. He gave me shots, medicine, flushed out my tiny nose and told my mother I needed to be on a special antibiotic for a long time. They even changed antibiotics twice cause I was sooo... sick. I got skinny. My mom took really good care of me. She'd hold me for hours and pet my back. I had to get well for her. This time my vet bill was $280. I now knew for sure that mom would always take care of me. Ever since then life has been great. I got better. I mean really better. I weighed 18 pounds and was as soft as a cotton ball. I was having a hard time going potty in my litter box as it hurt to go and I didn't know why. Mom was smart and knew something was wrong. Male fixed cats get bladder infections alot and that's what I had. I am getting really great at taking medicine for mom. She's really patient with me. I love her. I'm really a great cat if I say so myself. I guess you might say that "I'm King Of The House". He, he. I've gotten to be a real tease. It's a blast. I loved to chase Susan cat and hear her yell at the top of her lungs. She's such a baby. Cricket and I are best buddies. He likes being outside best. Buttercup is miss fluff persian. She's really elegant. We sleep together. Cindy cat and I usually spend our time bathing each other. She's got a great tongue. I'm really attached to my human mother's son-in-law named Josh. He and I are computer chums. When he's working on my mom's computer I'm right there sitting in his lap. I always sleep with mom and dad. I'm on a special diet 'cause I have to have high acid food to keep my bladder infections gone. Last vet visit was 3 days in ICU cause of a stupid bladder infection. I saw mom cry and cry. I don't think she was crying over the vet bill at $380. She was crying 'cause she was so scared I wasn't coming home. I have to be on this special cat food for the rest of my life. I now weigh 17 pounds and love my family. Mom says I'm the prettiest snowshoe siamese she's ever seen. I must admit, I'm really handsome with big blue eyes.
Mom has sometimes been really sick and had bad health. I'm always going to be there for her like she's been there for me. I think it makes her feel better if she can hold me. I like it and I think it calms her down. I like my human family and I'm glad they gave me a great home.
Thanks for coming to my page.
Purrrrrrrrrrrr,
Puss



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