Ten Things to Remember for the New Year
1. Never judge a day by the weather.
2. The best things in life aren't things.
3. Tell the truth - there's less to remember.
4. Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.
5. Goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses.
6. He who dies with the most toys - still dies.
7. Age is relative - when you're over the hill, you pick up speed.
8. There are 2 ways to be rich - make more or desire less.
9. Beauty is internal - looks mean nothing.
10. No rain - no rainbows.
from Peter H.
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